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BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEwS

Hakumat ne Ailaan kiya hai 2009-2010 mein new shadi shuda jorey BIJLI peda karenge.

Bache nahi

Q k

Mulk me Bijli ki kami hai

Bachon ki NAHI.

Mery Aziz Ham Watno

Mery Aziz Ham watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy

Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain warna Log wakilon

K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko

Phr Se Load Shading Ke
Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige... =P

Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . . ;->

Arz kiya hai... "Irshad..Irshad"

Arz kiya hai...

"Irshad..Irshad"

Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie''

wah..wah..

Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie''

Oye hoay ghar bhago yaro LIGHT aa gaie.

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Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SwAAD!!

Read each word Reversely:

Read each word Reversely:

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suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
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stI
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‘…ylesreveR

Your network tariff has changed!

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“we want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“we cannot disturb our boss.”

Press down if you think you are MAD,

Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he

Hey Dear Kaha ho

Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

My eyes detected My heart reacted

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande

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