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Bachelor''s schedule...

Bachelor''s schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....

BHIKARI:Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina he

BHIkARI:Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina he

MAN:kyu 1coffe to Rs.3 ki he

B:Saab sath me girl frnd b he

M:bhikari hokar b GF banali

B:Nai saab GF ne bhikari banadiya

Husband: "Where do

Husband: "Where do you want to go for our marriage anniversary. . . ?"

Wife: "Some where I have never been. . . !"

Husband: "How about the kitchen. . . ?" . . . ;->

Life Is Difficult,

Life Is Difficult, Full Of Trials, Sorrow, Pain . . .
When U Fall Down. . .
JusT Stand Up Straight . . . Be Confident . . .

And Say . . . . .

"OYE YE DHAkkA kIS NE DIA" . . . ;->

I know U Are So So So

I know

U Are

So So So

BuSy

But

For

3 seconds Think Of Me

1

2

3

Feeling Sweet Na . . .

Now Reply ME To Feel he Same . . . ;->

BOY:

BOY:
Ae Bewafa Tu Ne Dil Jala Dala
Dil Jal k Raakh Hogaya

GIRL:
Teri Ye QUrbaani Bekaar Nahi Jayegi
"RAAkH"
Idhar Bhej De "Bartan'' Dhoney k kaam Aayegi . . .

Wife Pointing At

Wife Pointing At A Couple Next Door Says To Her Husband: Look At Him He kisses Her All The Time, U Cudn’t Do That ? ? ?
Husband I tried But She Slapped Me . . .

A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,

A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, youâ€™ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->

If MOLVIS Start Film Making Names Of Films Will Be

If MOLVIS Start Film Making
Names Of Films Will Be

Isla Aaya Tum Na Aaye

kaho Na Ramzan Hai

Hum Zakat De Chuke Sanam

kabhi Roza kabhi Namaz

Humari Tasbeeh Aap k Paas Hai

Aa Ab Namaz Parhain

Shaheed Tou Hona Hi Tha

Molana Aap k Hain kon

Paise Wale Hajj ker Jayenge

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->

Evolution Of Man

Evolution Of Man

Shadi se pehle - Hero #1
Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1

Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar kia
Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene kia kia

Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao
Shaadi k Baad - Jaan Mat khao

Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye
Shaadi k Baad - Tum ko Saha Na Jaye

Shaadi Se Pehle - kuch Tou Bolo
Shaadi k Baad - kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo

Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U
Shaadi k Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo

Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne kab Aaogi
Shaadi k Baad - Maike kab Jaogi . . . ;->

Arz Kia Hai..

Arz kia Hai..

Shaam Jawaan hai..

Wah Wah

Shaam Jawaan Hai..

Wah Wah

Gour Farmaiye Ga..

Shaam Jawaan Hai..

Aur Uska Baap Major Hai.... ;->

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