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Ek calculator dusre calculator ko kya bola?

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.."CASIO???"...(kaisi-ho? )

1 Gang Thi.... wo logo ko mar ke unki dead bodies par ghanti bajati thi... dan wat was their profession .......

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Marketing (MAR-kE-TING)

Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka

Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka sabse bada bhai hai....

lekin uski biwi usko chhor ke chali jaati hai....

woh itna tut jaat hai ki woh apni pyari gun se shaadi kar leta hai...

agle din saara India uski pooja karta hai... lekin kyon??

arre gun se shadi karne ke baad woh GUN-PATI ho jaata hai....

Q:- Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.

Q:- Sharukh khan aur kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
kajol chali gayi, par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...

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dimag hai?? socho socho.......

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Ans:-kyonke woh kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha

mere marne ke baad

mere marne ke baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
mere marne k baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
wo khidki pei aai aur boli
SALA YEI BHI TAPAk GAYA

Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye

Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
kam se kam 1 katori paani bhar jaaye....

jo mujhe sms nahi karte ho
unka fon us me doob jaaye
na rahega fon na bajegi ringtone. . .;)

Hanso Cheeko

Hanso

Cheeko

Chillao

Uchlo koodo

Seetiyan Maaro

Abu ko Bataoo

Ami ko Bataoo

Elaan karwao

Bhangra Paao

khush Ho Jao

k Tum Jiase Logo’n ko Bhi Mere Sms Aate Hain. . .

What Is B.E. . . .

What Is B.E. . . .

8 semesters are there

80GB syllabus

80MB we study

80kB we remember

80 Bytes we answer

BINARY marks we get,

The Degree finally we get is BE

That is Brain Empty (B.E) . . . ;->

Girls are like phones. . .

Girls are like phones. . . .

We love to be held. . .

Talked too. . .

But

if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected. . . ;-

Masroofiat ?

Masroofiat ?

kanjoosi ?

Ghurbat ?

La-Parwahi ?

Narazgi ?

Hath Ya Ungli Main Chot ?

Mobile ki kharabi ?

Alfaz ki Qillat ?

Nakhre ?

Ya koi Aur Wja Hai Sms Na kerne ki . . .

Sardi Ka Zaman Hai .

Sardi ka Zaman Hai . . .
Mausam bhi Suhana Hai . . .
Ek Dou Sms Tou ker De Ae DOST
kia Balance 2008 Tak Chalana Hai . . . ;->

5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class

5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class
4 pleasant words-''I''ll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER" ...

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