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Q: “PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?

Q:
“PIZZA HUT” ka Opposite kia Hota Hai. . . . ?

Ans:

PIZZA HUTNA MAT . . . ;->

Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?

Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?

kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya toh..
PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE. . . ;->

The Holy Passion Of Friendship Is Of,

The Holy Passion Of Friendship Is Of,
So Sweet & Steady & Loyal & Enduring
A Nature That It''ll Last Through A Whole LifeTime . . .

If Not Asked o Lend Money . . . ;->

Ek Aadmi Apni B.v

Ek Aadmi Apni B.v ka Janaza Le ker Jaa Rha Tha

Janaze k Aage Ek kutta Aur Peeche Aadmio''n ki Lambi Line Thi

Ek Aadmi Aaker Poochta Hai : "hai Ye Sab kaise Hua"

Shohar Bolta Hy :kuttay k kaatne ki Wja Se Mar Gayi . . .!

Tou Doosra Aadmin Bolta Hai : Ek Din k Liye Ye kutta Aap Mjhe De Sakta Hain ? ?

Aadmi Bolta Hai : Line Main Lag Jao . . . Sab Usi kuttay k Liye Aaye Hain . . . ;->

Ek ladka tha,use

Ek ladka tha,use kabhi pyar nahi hua tha, uske pant ka zip hamesha khula rahta tha kyon?

kyonki
Pyar bina ''chain'' kahan re

Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,

Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,
jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.
Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.
Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...
us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..
Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane

Do Ladka Ladki.. aha!

Do Ladka Ladki.. aha!
Raat k andhere me. aha!
Jhaari k pichhe. aha!
Daba daba k. aha!
Chus chus k . aha!
Frooti pe rahe the

Deepak me agar noor

Deepak me agar noor na hota,tanha dil majboor na hota, hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.

Ager Koi Cute Larki Apko " I LOVE U " Bole tu

Ager koi Cute Larki

Apko
" I LOVE U " Bole tu

3 Baatain Ho Sakti Hain ..

1. Uski ankhain kharab hain

2. Woh Pagal Hai

Ya

3. Woh Tumhe HAMY Samjh Rahi hai :)

.7.... ..8... ...6..

.7....
..8...
...6..

(L)(O)(V)(E)
(P)(Y)(A)(R)
(C)(H)(A)(H)(T)

Yeh Taveez Mujhe Mobile
Wale BaBa Ne Diya Hai
ke Yeh Taveez Main Jiss
Number Per Bhi Send karon
Ga Us Number k Istemal karne
Wale ko SMS Parhte Hi Mujse
Mohabbat Ho Jayegi...

Ab Tum Hi Batao Yeh kaam kAr Raha Hai k Nahi ??

There Is A Master Blaster Block Buster Film "SANWARIYA"..

There Is A Master Blaster Block Buster Film "SANWARIYA"..
And We Present In Pakistan Name "BANDARIYA"..
So The Tittle Song Like This...
Pinjre Main Bithake,
Patton Se Saja ke,
kutton Se Bacha ke,
Le Jayega Aik Din Zoo Se Churake Jiyaaa...
Bandariya Ha Ha Ha Ha...
Bandariyan Ho Ho Ho Ho...
Bandariyan Hooooo Bandaariya...

Wait . . . Cool

Wait . . .

Cool

Relaxe

Ok

Ready

Steady

Get

Set

Start

1

2

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Now Delete The Msg. . .

Time Pass Tha. . . ;->

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