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Qus) What Did YogurT Say To The Milk..??
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Ans) WaTs uP "DuDh".... ;->
Lady:Doctor sahab mere kuttey ne petrol pe liya hai. Doctor:koi baat nahi jab petrol khatam ho jayega to vo aapne aap ruk jayega.
Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . kuch bhi kar. . .

Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga. . .!

Dad: Q Mazaq kar Raha Hai. . .?

Son: Shruu kis Ne kia. . .? ;->
Catch Her By Her Waist. . .




Bring Her Home. . .



keep Ur Hand On Her Neck. . .





Put Ur Lips On Her Lips. . .





&

Have A Nice. . .



Drink. . . PEPSI TWIST. . . ;->
Once In A Jungle All The Animals Were Eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA


But




Girraffe Was Not Eating. . . .






Why. . . ?





Because

Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand MANIkCHAND. . . ;->
Full Form Of SMS



S = Sala
M= Muft Da
S = Syapa. . .



Je na karo Te kanjus Je karo Te Vela. . . ;->
Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?

























Ans : On their Wedding. . . ;->
Computer k Is Daur Me Bandaro''n Ne bohat Taraqi ker Li Hai. . . . .


Abhi Dekhna Ek Nirala Bandar Apne Haath Main Mobile Pakar ker



kitne Mast Andaz Se Sms Parhe Ga . . . ;->
TEACHER : How Do You Spell "CROCODILE?"

STUDENT : k-R-O-k-O-D-A-I-L . . .

TEACHER : No, That''s Wrong. . . !!!

STUDENT : Maybe It''s Wrong, But You Asked Me How I Spell It. . . ;->
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?











Guess karo
Ez Hai









Nahi Pata







It’s
A Yamahahaha. . . ;->
Aaj Mere Pass Bangla Hai Gari Hai Bank Balance Aur Ak-47 Hai...

Tere Pass kia Hai...?


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Mere Pass Nokia CeLL Phone Hai Jisme BL-5C 3.7V ki BatteRy Hai....
koi new msg hai kia??????????
agar hai tu...
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