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Tumhain kia Pata
Gum kia Hai




Tumhain kia Pata
Gum kisay kehte Hai




Tum kia Jano
Gum kia Cheez Hai






Tum Ne Tou Hamesha







Thoook Se Hi Lifafa Chipkaya Hai ....
I''d Much Rather Be A Woman Than A Man.

Women Can Cry . . .

They Can Wear Cute Clothes . . .

And

They Are The First To Be Rescued Off Of Sinking Ships . . . ;->
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
Put Your Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour.

But

Sit With A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute.

THAT''S RELATIVITY . . . ;-
SEX!!!
























Now that i have caught your attention,
I Just Want To Teel U That
Dont drink and Drive, you might Spill it ... ;->
Easy Ways to Die :

Take a Cigar Daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Alcohal Daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily .... ;->
Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya..
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya…
tumahri saheli ko dekha to dusra khyal aaya ….!

hahahahahaahah……..
Raju: Meet my Wife Tina.
Raghu: Oh! I know her.
Raju: How?
Raghu: V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Raju: What d Hell?
Raghu: 10yrs ago, In d History Class... ;->