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Parhai karo
fail hone se mat daro
larkiyan chero
badnami se mat daro
her larki ko propose karo
Inkar se na daro
kyunki
GEETA main likha
hai
karam karo
Phal ki chinta mat karo.......

New Remix Song. . .


khalBali Hai khalBali
Emergency ki Hai khalBali

Musharaf ko Chor k Benazir Dubai Chali

Imran ko Hai Chul Bari

Altaf Bhai ki Tou Nikal Pari

Qazi ki Hai Sulag pari

Aitezaaz ki Hai Farmaish Bari

Supreme Court Hai Ziddi Bari

Apne Pakistan ki ho gayi khatya khari

khalbali Hai khalbali
Emergency ki Hai khalBhali . . . ;
Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baatain krte Hyn




k Tum Hoti Tou Aisa Hota



Tum Hoti Tou Waisa Hota




Aur Tum Na Hoti Tou Paisa Hota...... ;->
Do U know The Rules To Succeed In Life. . . ??
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Nahi Pata.
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Ok

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Nahi Pata Tou Scroll Q kr Rahe Ho. Mujhe B Nahi Pata . . . ;->
What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle. . . ???
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Guess karo
Ez Hai
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Nahi Pata
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It''s Yamahahahaha. . . ;->
Zindagi Hai Tou Mushkilain Hain...




Mushkilain Hain Tou Hosle Hain...




Chirrya Hain Tou Ghosle Hain...



Aasha Hai Tou Bhosle Hain.... ;->
1admi apne(14) bachon k 7 Zoo gya..
guard se kha hamen wo genda dikhao jis k 8 baçhe hain!
kuçh dair baad guard aya or kaha ap yahin theren genda apko dekhne aarha hai... ;->
Jis Trha Tu Hotel Me Bartan Manjhta Hy
Puri Puri Raat Sirf MisCall Marta Hy
Jb Tera Balance khatm Hojata Hy
Suna Hy Balance k lye Road Pe Nanga Nachta Hy ;->
Let us b Generous like dis:
4 Ants r moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT comin towrds them.
1st Ant says:V should kILL him.
2nd Ant says: No,Lets break his LEG alone.
3rd Ant says:No, V''ll just throw him away from our path.
4th Ant says: No, V''ll LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR ;->
Teacher :Because of Qauid E Azam hard work what do we get on 14th August...?









Student:A Holiday... ;->
Hamari Dosti Aisi Ho

k Tum

Har Raah

Har Nagar

Har Safar Me Milo
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Agar Me Mar Bhi Jaaon To...
Agley Hi Din Barabar Wali Qabar Me
Milo... ;->
I LOVE U



I WANT U



I LIkE U



I MISS U



I TALk U



All these sentences r the examples of "PRESENT INDEFINITE "
2moro we wil study "PRESENT CONTINOUS" ;-