Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh).
As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of cloc
ks behind.
She as
ked, "What are all those cloc
ks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieCloc
ks.
Everyone on Earth has a LieCloc
k.Every time you lie, the hands on your cloc
k will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who''s cloc
k is that?"That''s Gautam Buddha''s.
The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
"And whose cloc
k is that? "That''s Abraham Lincoln''s cloc
k.
The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri as
ked, "Where''s my Laloo''s cloc
k?"
Laloo"s cloc
k is in my office", replied yamraj, "I''m using it as a ceiling fan.
