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RAJUS''s wife-agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?

RAJUS''s wife-agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?

RAJU-main TV aur paper me add dunga ki jaha kahi bhi ho.....kHUSH RAHO

Man calls mental hospital

Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27.

Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty.

Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.

Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai

Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone ki koshish ki Hai,

k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,

Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,

ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS.

Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,

to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,

aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,

SUPPLY abhi baaki hai mere dost..!

what has teachnolgy done????

what has teachnolgy done????

ek time tha jab msg kabutar pahuchate the

or ek time aaj hai ki hum msg kabutaro ko pahuchate hai

hhhuuuuurrrrrrrrrr

Mausam Ne Li Angrai

Mausam Ne Li Angrai

Aur Hum Ne Phad Li Razai

IceCreAm Se Hy Larai

MongphaLi Hi Sirf Ghr Main Aai

Cold Drink Se Muun Mor Lia

Chai Cofee Se Nata Jor Lia

HaPpY WiNtEr . . . :)

Arz Kiya Hy.

Arz kiya Hy.
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Laila ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya

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Wah Wah Wah

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Laila ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya

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Majnu Itna Nacha
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Langra Ho Gaya. . . ;->

What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty,

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake

1 smile = 1 friendship

1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.

Husband: Dekho Mujhe

Husband: Dekho Mujhe Gussa Mat Dilao Mere Andar ka Janwar Jaag Jayega . . .

Wife: Jaga Lo . . . Waise Bhi Choohey Se kon Darta Hai . . .;->

Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.

Macher aur Makhi ke Hogai Shaadi.
Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.
Macher ki to kismaat He khoti thi
Makhi Mospell Laga ka Soti thi . . . ;-

Ladkewale:

Ladkewale:ladki ka nam kya h?Ladkiwale:hmari pyari,apki pyari,sbki pyari RAMPYARI..ladke ka nam kya h?Ladkewale:hmara gu,apka gu,hm sbka gu JUGGU!!

Fact of classroom:

Fact of classroom:

Jab professor apko class se bahr nikale

TO SAMAJ LO k TARAkI kR RHE HO.

He might be afraid dat u know more than him...!!

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