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When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry --
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
kASH YE ORDER kIA HOTA
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
kASH YE ORDER kIA HOTA
koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Arre badnaseeb hai woh ladki Yaaroon ,
Jiss ke nasib me hum nahi.
Every Sec GOD
Remembers U


Every Min GOD
Blesses U


Every Hour GOD
Cares 4 U


B''coz Every I Pray To HIM







Ya ALLAH Banda Thora Bewakuf Hai
Zara Dhyan Rakhna. . . ;->
1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose kIa

Sherni Boli : Aby Chal Tu Ne Apni Jaan, Height, Size Aur Shakal Dekhi Hai ?

Chooza Bola: Madam In Sab ko Choro, Mera Confidence Dekho . . . ;->
O Frnd Jee
Tussi Mittha Aam Ho
Coca Cola Da Jaam Ho
Sir Dard ka Baam Ho
Sara kuch Theek Hy
Bas SMS Nahi kerde
Ba Es Waste Badnaam Ho. . . ;->
kOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh ker kia Hogi

Gham-e-Imtihaan Judaai Se Barh ker kia Hogi

kisi ko Deni Ho Agr Jawani Main Saza

Tou Parhai Se Bah ker Saza kia Hogi . . . ;)
Latest Bathroom Songs . . .

Loose Motion
Ruk Ruk Arey Baba Ruk

Qubz Main
1 Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja

Gas Trouble
Hawa Hawa Ae Haa khushboo Luta De . . . ;-
Latest Bathroom Songs . . .

Loose Motion
Ruk Ruk Arey Baba Ruk

Qubz Main
1 Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja

Gas Trouble
Hawa Hawa Ae Haa khushboo Luta De . . . ;-