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Arz Kia Hai

Arz kia Hai

Tm Dost Ho Mere Sada k LIye

Main Zinda Hoon Teri Wafa k LIye

ker Lena Lakhon Shikwe Humse Magar

kabhi Topiyan Na Dena khuda k Liye ;->

O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

O Rok Do Mere Janaze ko Zalimon

Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai

Peeche Mur k ou Dekho kameeno

Ciggerate ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->

O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

O Rok Do Mere Janaze ko Zalimon

Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai

Peeche Mur k ou Dekho kameeno

Ciggerate ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->

ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

Proof: After drinking,
men
Gain Weight
Talk unnecessarily
Become Extra Emotional
&
Start Fighting. . . . ;->

Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . .

Zaman Bohat kharab Hai . . .

Boy To Girl: kia Main Aap ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?

Girl: kion Maire Honton Pe kaante Lage Hain kia . . . ? ;->

Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . .

Zaman Bohat kharab Hai . . .

Boy To Girl: kia Main Aap ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?

Girl: kion Maire Honton Pe kaante Lage Hain kia . . . ? ;->

A father asks peon:

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?

1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?

Writer: 6 months

Doctor: 2 months

Lawyer: 1 month

Prof: 1 week

Student: Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?

Husband:u will never succeed

Husband:u will never succeed
in making DOGS obey u. . . !

Wife:Nonsense. . . . it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first. . . ;->

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting ;-

Wife: What is 10 years with me?

Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A Coin.
Wife: Ok give me a Coin.
Husband: Wait a second ;->

Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena

Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena

Mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hai,
DUkANDAR:1 baal toota hai?
to nya Q le rhe ho bhai?

Pathan:jo toota hai wo akhri tha ;->

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