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Gold Rate Keeps

Gold Rate keeps On Increasing Day By Day .. I''m So Much Woried About U ..

Be Careful Sumone may kidnap u B''coz ur My Most Precious Friend With a 24 carat GOLDEN HEART :)

www . Muft Mashwara . com

www . Muft Mashwara . com

Agar Aap Chahte Hain k Aap k ghar Saaf Rahay , Aap k Ghar kHUDA k Farishtay Aye , Aap k Ghar Brkat Ho , To Aap Apne Ghar Se Bahir Raha karain . :)

Ek Ghar mai Twins Paida

Ek Ghar mai Twins Paida Huye to Saas Ne kaha :

Mubarik Hoo Bhala Batao ...Hamari Duniya k Halat Daikh kar BAchay Bhi Duniya Mai Akele Ane Se Dartay Hain

DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN

DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN WaS SlEePiNg iN FrOnT Of hIs hOuSe. A PoLiCe mAn sAw hIm aN ToLd hIm tO CuM PoLiCe sTaTiOn wD HiM.He rEqUeTeD HiM To aLlOw hIm tO PuT BaCk hIs bEd iN HiS HoUsE.ThE PoLiCeMaN AgReEd.tHe mAn wEnT InTo tHe hOuSe aN LoCkEd tHe dOoR.ThE PoLiCeMaN ShOuTeD"CoMe oUtSiDe".
hE RePlIeD:"y cOuLd i cOmE OuTsIdE, aS It iS keRfUe oUtSiDe" :d

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta Hun ke mera paalan poshan theek Tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

Agar Koi Yeh Chahay

Agar koi Yeh Chahay k Woh Dunia Main Sub Say Alug Nazar Aiay... Woh Jahan Bhi Jiay, To Loog Ussi ki Taraf Daikhain To Ussay Chahiay k.
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Apni Gardan Utarwa k Chala Phira karay......

"Think of the Day"

"Think of the Day"

Agar aik Army Person:Minister, President, Vice Chancler, Governor etc ban sakta hay to phir

Aik Civlian, Core Comandr, General or Chief A.Staff kyoun nahi ban sakta...

BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai

BHIkARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai

MAN : kyoun bhai 1 coffee to Rs 3 ke hai

BHIkARI : Saab sath me girlfriend be hai

MAN : Bhikari hokar be girlfriend banali

BHIkARI : Nahi saab girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya

Next Ik Month Tak

Next Ik Month Tak kise ko Pashto Mein Mubarak Baad Na Do Warna Aap Baitullah Mehsud k Saathi

"koi Mulvi Sahab Smjhay Jain Gay

"WAZARAT E DAkHLA.

Wo haseena wo neelam pari

Wo haseena wo neelam pari

Hui thi election main khari

Pata nahin kahan se goli chali

Ho gaye musibat khari

Jane kya kya hua

Samjhayon main yeh ab kis kis ko

Dil main mere haiDard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto

Dil main mere hai

Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto

Dont buy Land Cruisers.

Dont buy Land Cruisers.

They hav levers Dat can kill u atleast in Pakistan.

Dis Public Service msg is sponsord by Pakistan Camel & Donkey Cart Association ;->

Ek premi ne kaha prmika se,

Ek premi ne kaha prmika se,

men tmhari zulfon se khelna chahta hon

premika ne.. wig utar kr dedi or boli khelte rho

mgr kal wapas krdena college b jana ha

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