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Kasturi ne Robi se payar karna chor dia..

kasturi ne Robi se payar karna chor dia..

Rishap ne Parena ka dil tor dia..

Daramo ne ye kesa mor lia..
Phir b hum ne Star Plus ko zor dia.... ;->

Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..

Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..
He stopped the car and told the driver to find the owner so he can give compensation..
The driver got down to look for the owner..
When he came back he had alot of rose garlands around his neck..
Musharaf was surprised n inquired about it..
Driver replied "i only said i am Musharafs driver, kuttay ka bacha mar gia hai.. Whoever heard this, embraced me and put a rose garland around my neck". ;->

I Looked

I

Looked

4

U

Up

Down

Left

Right

Here

There

Everywhere

just

2

sprAy

MORTEIN.... ;->

is indian servant 2

How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english..

Think..

Say this fast in American accent.

"There was a cold day!" ;->

ek adbi sher arz kia hai:

ek adbi sher arz kia hai:

meray kunwaiN se paani koi na bharay ~*~

sawaari apnay saaman ki khud hifazat keray

I live by Faith,

I live by Faith, not by my sight.So whether i See u! or not,
Iknow U R still the same :)
A sweet old friend of mine....
With no chance of improvement! =)

Shahrokh Khan

Shahrokh khan Shotting Mian Attnay Busy Hotay Hian k Ghar Ana Bhool Jatay Hian...
Aur Un k Bachay Bhi Bhool Jatay Hian Un ka Papa kon Hia...
Achank Shahrokh khan Ghar Attay Hian Aur Bachay Zoor Se Chalatay Hian....
Mami .. Mami...Dakho To Zara Hamray Ghar Shahrok khan Aay Hian...

Aak Bhori Ourat Boli Apni Sahlee Se Ajj Ak

Aak Bhori Ourat Boli Apni Sahlee Se Ajj Ak khobsorat Larkay Nay Mujh kO Chand kha...
Dossri Ourat Harat Se Boli kab?
Aaj Main Apni Beti k Satth Bazar Jarahi Thi k Larkay Nay Maree Beti ko Dekh k Bola Chand ka Tukrra Hia.
Q Hohi Na Main "CHAND"

Sherni Nay Sher Se Kha

Sherni Nay Sher Se kha Ass Barr Chand Sa Beta Peyda Ho Ga ..
Sher Nay Gussy Mian kha ..
khabdar Chand Sa Beta Howa...
Bulkul Sher ki Tarhan Hona Chaiye..

Lates New!

Lates New!
Ch.Parveez Ellhai.... Nay abhi Abhi Ellan kia Hia Hia k
aaj Se Pora Panjab 500 Ruppy Per Month ...
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Mujhay Day Ga
Parveez Ellhai ka khawab
Lot Loo Pora Panjab

a boy in love with a girl,

a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy

Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jae

Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jae
aur apni moochon se apko Chhoye
Apni Balon wali Taangen aap pe rakhe
to Samajh jana k Yeh

Cockroach Hai..!!

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