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1 guy suddenly got up in a plan

1 guy suddenly got up in a plane

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said ''Hi Jack''

Everybody put thr hands up.

Thn suddenly Another guy

from other side got up n said

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''Hi John''. . . ;->

Apki ki ANKHEN .....Hirran jesi...

Apki ki ANkHEN .....Hirran jesi...

Apki ki AWAZ.....koyal jesi....

Apki ki CHAAL....Mor jesi...

ACCHA HOTA AGAR kOI AADAT INSAANO WALI HOTI. . . ;->

Ya Rab Dil-e-Qaid Ko E Zinda Tammana De

Ya Rab Dil-e-Qaid ko E Zinda Tammana De

Tu khwab k Pyase ko Tabeer ka Darya De

Is Bar Barabar Me Aaye Aisi Parosan

Jo Dil ko Garma De Aur Ruuh ko Tarpa De . . . ;->

Apne Husan Par Itna Guroor Na Kr,

Apne Husan Par Itna Guroor Na kr,

Sab 2 Din ki Masti Hai. . .

Tera Husan Bhi Tab Tak Hai

Jab Tak FAIR N LOVELY Sasti Hai. . . ;->

Jis Terha Tu Hotel Main Bartan Manjhta Hai

Jis Terha Tu Hotel Main Bartan Manjhta Hai

Puuri Puuri Raat Sirf Mis Call Marta Hai

Suna Hy Jab Tera Balance khatam Ho jata Hai

Tou Balance k Liye Road Pe Nanga Nachta Hai . . . ;->

Ek Adbi Shair Mulahiza Famaiye Ga

Ek Adbi Shair Mulahiza Famaiye Ga

Arz kia Hai

Aage Barho , Aasman Choolo . . .

Zara Gaur Farmayega

Aage Barho , Aasman Choolo . . .

Paapi Paapi, Paapi Choolo . . . ;->

Umeedo''n kI Shama Dil Me Mat Jalana

Umeedo''n kI Shama Dil Me Mat Jalana

Is Jahan Se Alag Dunya Mat Basana

Aaj Mood Hai Tou SMS ker Raha Hoon

Roz Roz Intizar Main Palkian Mat Biochana . . . ;->

Men are like small

Men are like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it.

If 007 Is JAMES BOND. . . . . . .

If 007 Is JAMES BOND. . . . . . .

Then What Is 111. . . . ? ? ?

Think. . . . . .

Binary Version Of JAMES BOND. . . . ;->

Once Rani Mukerji Was

Once Rani Mukerji Was Given Punishment To Eat 1000 Chewingums. . . . She Was Scared Bt Then Suddenly Saif Ali khan Said SumThing In Her Ears & She Started Eating. . . What Did He Say. . ?

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Saif Said "Chak De Chak De, Chak De Sare GUM, Chak De Chak De Chak De, Tere Sung Hyn Hum!". . . ;->

Who''s The Only Playe

Who''s The Only Playe Who knows Each & Every Religious Song. . . ? ?

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HAR - BHAJAN - SING
(HarBhajan Singh) . . . ;->

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larka mohabbat k SMS deta,
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milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY ko CHARGE karte,
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kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.

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