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Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!

Benazir Aye Gi...!

Nangay ko kapre Dilae Gi..!

Bhokay ko khana khilae Gi..!

Bay Ghar ko Makan Dilae Gi..!

Phir Gareeb ki Ankh khul Jaye Gi..!

kyun k Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->

Benazir Aye Gi...!

Benazir Aye Gi...!

Nangay ko kapre Dilae Gi..!

Bhokay ko khana khilae Gi..!

Bay Ghar ko Makan Dilae Gi..!

Phir Gareeb ki Ankh khul Jaye Gi..!

kyun k Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->

What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?

What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?

A: Milk Shake

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

The guy says, thanks for the warning!

True Love is like a pillow.

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.

Mausam Mast hai,

Mausam Mast hai,
Mahol Zabardast hai…
Socha phone karke,
Have a nice day keh du.
Pata Chala ke
“Iss route ki sabhi line vyast hai.”

Teacher To Student:

Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

Maine tujhe dekha

Maine tujhe dekha

Dekhta raha,
.

.

.

Dekhta hi gaya…

?

?

?

?

Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya... :>

Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?

Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?

Ans: wo sochati hai k itney saal intezar karney k baad dulha mila bhi to sirf eik.. ;-|

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.

indian President

indian President to Musharraf:hamare pas Ashwaria hai
Bipasha hai Shushmita hai. Tumhare paas kiya hai?

Musharraf: Hamare paas jagah hai sub ko le aoo..

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