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So, If U Luv sum1 truly,

Today is "RECHARGE DAY".

So, If U Luv sum1 truly,

Then Recharge my Mobile

with Atleast Rs.500

& U will get Married to ur Love...!!

It''s True...!!

Jaldi karna!!!

A beggar meets another beggar.

A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???

HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

A Senior student during ragging says:

"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."

Junior: "Ok fine sir,

but i''m going to marry ur sister!"

Suno Aaj Aftar Me

Suno

Aaj

Aftar Me

khajoor Bhi Thay

Samose Bhi Thay

Chanay Bhi Thay

kele Bhi Thay

Saib Bhi Thay

Angoor Bhi Thay

Sharbat Bhi Tha

Bas Ek Teri kami Thi

Pakoray.....

Na Barish Na Toofan

Na Barish

Na Toofan

Na Bomb Blast

Na Strike

Na Jalse Juloos

Na Muzahiray

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Pata Nahi karachi ko kis ki Nazar Lag Gayi Hai..... ;->

May God give u

May God give u

Tata ka status

Vajpayee ka dhiraj

Laaden ki himmat

Bill Gates ki income

Bush ki taqat

baaki...

Sardar ka dimag to hai hee.

God has Four gifts for u:

God has Four gifts for u:

A key for every Problem,

a Light for every Shadow,

a Plan for every Tomorrow

& a Joy for every Sorrow.

Enjoy GOD''s gift.

Kyo Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarha Badal Jatay Hoo

kyo Har Bar Mosam ki Tarha Badal Jatay Hoo

Har Naye Din Hamara Dil Dukhatay Hoo

Yeh Baat Sun kar Hamari Roh kamnp Gai

Tum Bartan Dhonay Wale Saboon Se Nahatay Ho

1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"

1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"

6-14 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "DAD"

15-21 YEARS LOVE "ME"

22-50 YEARS LOVE "HUSBAND"

51-100 YEARS LOVE
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"TERE BHI JALWE kAM NAHI HAIN YAAR"........ :p

To Live a Life.... V Need

To Live a Life....
V Need
Brains, Reflexes, Luck, Iq, Lnowledge
Expressions, Perceptions,
&
Mental Qualification....

Hats off to U, For Managing Without
them..!!!! ;->

A Sales Man Tired Of His Job.

A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hors Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->

Aap Q Pareshaan Hain...???

Aap Q Pareshaan Hain...???

kia Aap ko Theek Terha Se Neend Nahi Aati...

kia Raat ko Sote Main
Jaag Jate Hain

kia Raat ko jaagne ki Waja Se
Aap ko Baar Baar Rona Bhi Parta Hai ???

Ab Mazeed Pareshaani ki Zarurat Nahi

kion k Hum Laaye Hain
Sirf Aap k Liye.....

PAMPERS Twin Pack
Ab Sirf 169 Rs/- Main

Chain Se Sona khoob Barhna... ;->

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