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A Sales Man Tired Of His

A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hours Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->

Find the most suitable

Find the most suitable place 4 this note..

''''Come Like Horse, Sit Like Thief, Go Like king''''

Nhi pata?

Ok i tell u

its..

TOILET... ;->

Teri Or Pervaiz Mushrad Ki

Teri Or Pervaiz Mushrad ki Ek Adat Same Hai

Janta Hai kiya ??

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Woh Bhi kamina Hai Or Tu Bhi

AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre

AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre

yaha se less waha se less,

kabhi sleevless to kabhi backless

or koi ladka ghur k dekhe to-

"Oh How Mannerless" !!

A 4 Saib B 4 KasHti

A 4 Saib

B 4 kasHti

C 4 BillI

D 4 kutta

E 4 Hathi

F 4 Phankha

Ye Sms Har Unparh Aur Gawar k Mobile Tak Pohanchaiyen
Jaisa k Maine kia Hai
Aur
Taleem ko Aam karain

Humara khuwab
Parha Likha Pakistan..... ;->

Jo Dete Hain Larkion Ko Tohfe

Jo Dete Hain Larkion ko Tohfe

Wohi Rakhte Hain 1 Din
Unki Shadiyon Main Sofay

Jo Bhaagte Hain Larkion k Peechay

Wohi Aate Hain Road Pe Buson k Neechey .... ;->

Oye Ye Dekho

Oye

Ye Dekho

kitni Jaga khali Hai
Aajao Cricket Ho Jaye.... ;->

I * * * * knøw

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knøw
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R
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søøø
busy
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is liyè
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sms màin kuch nàhi
likkhà k àap kø pàrhnà
pàrey gà ;->

Mango Orange Banana Grapes

Mango

Orange

Banana

Grapes

&

Apple

Which is sweet?

Guess?

Dont know?

Arey buddhu ye sab
Sweet nhi hai.

Ye sab Fruits hai.

Sweet to Aap ho :->

Din Ko Karo YA Raat Ko Karo

Din ko karo
YA
Raat ko karo

Ander karo
YA
Bahir karo

Beth ker karo
YA
Leat ker karo

Bed Per karo
YA
kursi Per karo

Piyar Se karo
YA
Ghusse Se karo

Neend Main karo
YA
Hosh Main karo

1 Bar karo
YA
2 Bar karo

"kerna Tu Hai"
--sMs-- YaaR..

Jaisay maRze hai waisay kaRo... ;->

DOOR JAON MEIN RAAT KO JAB

DOOR JAON MEIN RAAT kO JAB

MAA BAAP SOTE NAHI

TO BACHA kEHTA HAI

SO JAO WARNA

Ek AUR BACHA HO JAIGA

Life is chemistry:

Life is chemistry:

Dilute your sorrows evaporate your worries
Filter your mistakes boil your ego
&
You will find crystals of love, joy and happiness in pure form..... :->

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