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Hont Se Hont Milay Tou Kia Hota Hai.......

Hont Se Hont Milay Tou kia Hota Hai.........????

SocHo......????

Nahi Pata....!!!!

Uff kitni Gandi Soch Hai Tumhari
kuch Nahi Bas Muunh Band Hota Hai......... ;->

Indian Airlines slogan

Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm
b''coz AC doesn''t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50.

Why Is Love Mariage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage.....??? .

Why Is Love Mariage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage.....???
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B''coz A known Devil Is Better Than An Unknown Ghost.......... ;->

"==LyF Ki RiNgToNe=="

"==LyF ki RiNgToNe=="

Gham ko karo Delete
khushi ko karo Save

Rishton ko karo Recharge
Dosti ko karo Download

Dushmani ko karo Erase
Sach ka karo Broadcast

Jhoot ko karo Switch Off
Tention ko karo Not Rechargeable

Pyar ki karo InComing On
Nafrat ki karo OutGoing Off

Lanuage ko karo Control
Hansi ka karo Outbox Full

Aansu ka karo Inbox khaali
Gusse ko karo Hold

Muskan karo Send
Help ko karo Ok

Self ko karo Autolock
Dil ko karo Viberate

Phir Dekho Lyf ki Ringtone kitni Polyphonic Ho Jaye Gi....... :->

Wife: i think our daughter

Wife: i think our daughter has fallen in Love wid a Guy

Husband: hw CAn u say dat?

Wife: cos she doesnt want any pocket Money these Dayz..... ;->

Ek Din 1 Farishta

Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
khota-Pathan
khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai khota hi Theek Aan

Ek Din 1 Farishta

Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
khota-Pathan
khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai khota hi Theek Aan

Shortest Fairy

Shortest Fairy Tale In Da World.... ONce upun a time , A Guy Asked a Girl ," Will U Marry me "

She Said " No " & The Guy Lived Happilty Ever After :)

What is the height of kind heartedness?

What is the height of kind heartedness?

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Its "me" messaging u

inspite of d busy schedule!

Boy: From D day im ur frnd,

Boy: From D day im ur frnd,

i m not able 2 eat,drink,smoke.

Girl: how sweet,so u r madly in LOVE

wit me!

Boy: SHUT UP,

U made my pocket empty....

In a bar 1Guy says 2 anotherf

In a bar 1Guy says 2 another

"I kissd ur mom last n8"

whole bar was waitin 4

d othr Guy''s response.

He laughs&says:

"Lets go home dad,

U r drunk".

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend

& i can"t live widout my
friend.. ;->

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