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mental Hospital ki

mental Hospital ki Opreation Thearter main.
Opretion Thearter........
saman Mojod................
.Doctore mojod.........
..................Nurs Mojod.....
Magar...
Pagal.....
SMS Parny main Masroof ......HAhahahahahahahhaha

Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..

Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
zero balance wala koi.........
balance chahta ho jaisay

--> Ek Pathan Mufafir

--> Ek Pathan Mufafir ne kaha hai : " Mujay Samaj nahi aati Log Mahina mahina kaisay nahi nahatay , mujay tu 28 wain din kharish honi shoro ho jati hai " : D

A Boy ToLd his Friend

A Boy ToLd his Friend, "Yar Aik Lrki Mujh ko Hans k Dekh rahi hai"

Frnd: Sahi se Dekh, Hans k Dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh k Hans Rahi hai..

Wife : " Suniye ji !

Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apki Aziz Dost ghalat larki se shaddi kar raha hai . Aap Usey Roktay kyun nahi ?"
Husband : " Main kyun Roko? Aus Ne Mujhe Roka Tha kiya ?? "

One There Was A

One There Was A Mirrow Dat Used To kill Liars....

FRENCH : i think, I Dont smoke..
(kILLED)

American : I Think, I Love Iraq.
(kILLED)

SARdar : I think....

(kILLED)

Sardar ji Agar Ap ki

Sardar ji Agar Ap ki Wife ko Bhoot Utha Ley Jayein Tou Ap kya karein gey ??

Sardarje: Mein kia karna Hai,Galti Bhoot ki Hay,,,

Ab Bhugtey.....

Santa apni biwi

Santa apni biwi k offic gaya to dekha Boss k godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa-Chal Laajo,aisi jagah kam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi b na ho!.

REPORTER: Laaluji, t

REPORTER: Laaluji, the poor women in bihar

dont have clothes to wear.

LAALU: U FOOL,tum FTV dekhe ho?

Rich women bhi cloth nahin pehanti hai.

Yeh fashionwa hai .

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-k-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z

Ye Sms Hr Unperh k Mobile Par Ponchien Talee, ko Aam karay

Pervaiz Ilahi ka khawab Paraha Likha Punjab

Name The Animal Which

Name The Animal Which Is Exactly Like Dog But Wakls On Three Legs ..??

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Socho

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Itna Bhi Nahi Pata ...

LANGRA kUUTA

Assalam-0-Alikum Aaj ki taza khabar..

Assalam-0-Alikum
Aaj ki taza khabar..

News Paper mein hay...........

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