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What if Acountants start making Movies....

What if Acountants start making Movies....

1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,

2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,

3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,

4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,

5 - kabhi Credit kabhi Debit,,

6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,

7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,

8 - kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,

9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,

10 - kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!

Q: Mohabbat Ho Jati Hai Ya Kerni Parti Hai...

Q: Mohabbat Ho Jati Hai Ya kerni Parti Hai........?

Ans: Agar khoobsurat Ho to Ho Jati Hai
AUr Agar Ameer Ho To kerni Parti Hai

Sardar Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It

Sardar Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
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"Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa koi Nahi

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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa koi Nahi "...:)

Eik andha aadmi Police

Eik andha aadmi Police mai bharti hone gaya..
Interview k waqt us se pocha gaya:
Ap Police mai bharthi hoker kia karen ge.?
Andha: Mai andha dhund firing karoonga ...

A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape

A kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape

Father Angrily Asks: What Is This......?

kid Replies: Star khattam Ho Gaye Thay To Teacher Ne Planet Dene Shroo ker Diye.....:)

Newton Suiside After Watching Pakistaani Movie

Newton Suiside After Watching Pakistaani Movie

U know Y............?

Shaan Had Empty Revolver
Villen Fired At Shaan
He CatcHes All The Bullets
Put It In His Revolver N Shot The Villen

Bari Mushkil Se

Bari Mushkil Se

Hum Aap k Liye

Aasmaan Se Taare Torne Gaye

But

Wahan Ja ker Yaad Aaya

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Shopping Bag

to

Ghar Bhool Gaye

Jab Se Tum ko Dekha Hai

Jab Se Tum ko Dekha Hai

Mera Raat ko

Din ko

Subha ko Shaam ko

khaate Waqt

peete Waqt

Sote Waqt

Jaagte Waqt

Huns Huns k Bura Haal Ho Gaya Hai............:P

Eik pagal American se

Eik pagal American se : Tum Japani ho na ?
American : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : tum japani ho..!
American : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : nahi tum japani ho..
American : han han mai japani hon..!
Pagal : lagte tu AMERICAN ho..

PathaN to Nurse:

PathaN to Nurse: agar larka ho to kehna papo pass hogya..

agr larki ho to kehna papo fail hogya..

Laikin Nurse ne bahar aa ker kaha k ..

PAPO ki compart ayi hai

Judge: Tum qabool

Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki hai, to kia kiya churaya?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi.
Judge: lekin ek saarhi ke liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi?
Chor: "4 baar meri biwi ko saari pasand nahi aayi thi...

Shakila: Kal

Shakila: kal me bus stop par khari thi k, ek larka aaya, mera haath thaam lia, or mujhse izhar e ishq krne laga..
Jamila: Haye Allah! Tmne use daanta nhi, khamosh kerne k liye kia kaha?
Shakila: Nhi tmhe to maloom he, Ammi ne mjhe ajnabi logo se baat krne se mana kia hai..

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