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kia Halat ho Gayi Hai Zamaane ki

Sab ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane ki

Sms To Company Ne kab k Saste ker Diye

Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhaari Chillar Bachane ki ......... ;->
Shaadion Main khaana khaane k 2 Golden Rules..........

Rule # 1:
Pehli Baar Is Terha khao k Doosri Baar Mile Ga Nahi

Rule # 2:
Doosri Baar Is Terha khao k Pehli Baar khaya Nahi.....
Aik hotel mein naye Shadi Shuda Jorey ke liye hidayat darj thi:


"khirki par parde dal dijey...Aap ka piyar andha ho sakta hy...Magar Aap ka Parosi Nahi.."
Who Played The Double Role In Film "Sholay"........?
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Film Tou dekhi ho gi
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Nahi Pata
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king George
Aray Wohi Jo Amitabh k Coin k Dono Side Pe Tha....... :)
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
Q: Agar William Shakespeare Hyderabad me paida hua hota to uska kya naam hota?
Socho Socho…..
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Ans: Wali Miya Sheikh Peer…
3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.

Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,

ek din office ki ghanti khadki.

Aage se patni bhadki,

"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain

aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke

hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"
Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

mujhe biwi itni pyari lagti thi man karta tha khaa jaun.

Banta-aur ab?

Santa-khaa hi jata to acCha h0ta.
Can a woman make you a millionaire?

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Yes! If you are a billionaire. .!!
1 man shadi se pehle superman,
shadi ke baad gentleman,
10 saal baad watchman,
20 saal baad apne hi jaal me fasa spiderman.
Define a true music lover?
Ans: A girl singing in a bathroom
while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole
of the door is using his ears & not his eyes.
Mama: Beta khaana khaogay?

Beta: Nhi

Mama: Acha Mithae khaogay?

Beta: Nhi

Mama: Acha Icecream?

Beta: Nhi

Mama: Chocolate?

Beta: Nhi naaaaa

Mama: Baap pe gaya hai THAPPAR hee khayga.....