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A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
A Gorgeous Girl Walks up 2 profesor'' cabin & Says : i Wil do anything 2 pass the Exam.Prof: Anything?Girl : yaProf: ??Girl: yesProf: Then go & Study

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Ther jao.Abhi tumhari MAMA ko batata ho.
Always keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,

U know Y?

WhenEver U Face Any Problem

Just C Ur Pic

& Say 3 Times

"If i Can FaceThis,

i Can Face AnyThing."
Shaadion Main khaana khaane k 2 Golden Rules..........

Rule # 1:
Pehli Baar Is Terha khao k Doosri Baar Mile Ga Nahi

Rule # 2:
Doosri Baar Is Terha khao k Pehli Baar khaya Nahi.....
Who Played The Double Role In Film "Sholay"........?
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Film Tou dekhi ho gi
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Nahi Pata
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king George
Aray Wohi Jo Amitabh k Coin k Dono Side Pe Tha....... :)
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
Always keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,

U know Y?

WhenEver U Face Any Problem

Just C Ur Pic

& Say 3 Times

"If i Can FaceThis,

i Can Face AnyThing.
Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh

Dr : for that l will have to remove 50% of your brain.

Man : i agree.(After the operation)

Dr : l''m sorry but l''ve removed 90% of your brain by mistake.

Man: khocha, ye kia kiya? Tu to bari nalayaq doctor nikli.
Heaven is when u have

German car,

Amercian salary,

Chinese food

&

Pakistani Wife.


Hell is when Car is Chinese

food is German

wife is American

&

Salary Pakstani.
Sushmita Sen
00919821420167

Bipasha Basu
009193164574

Malika Sherawat
00919822923242

karina kapoor
00919874572585

Ja Aur Enjoy ker
Sirf Tumhare Liye Hai
Ab Na Bolna kisi Larki ka Number do...... ;->
All da elecTrons were having parTY suddenly proTons aTTacked ThemA herO came & saved da eLecTrons.TheY asked hero "who r u?"he said "Bond .....Covalent bond"