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Height of confidence

Height of confidence...Mallika sherawat gives handkerchief to tailor and asks to stitch 5 dresses...Tailor replies" wat 2 do with remaining cloth....!!

A MQM boy & MMA

A MQM boy & MMA girl fall in love,MQM Boy say "Marjaunga Tere khatir=Jiye Mahajir Jiye Mahajir".. :->MMA Girl say''s Mujay Bhi Tumse Pyar Hay, Bus Aik Mushkil Dushwar Hay. Jo America ka Yaar Hay Wo Ummat ka Gaddaar Hay.. :->

bhiga sa lagta hau aalam tumhe..

bhiga sa lagta
hau aalam tumhe..

bhigi si lagti hai
subah tumhe..

bhiga lag raha hai
sara jahan tumhe..

uuth nalayak
bistar gilaa kar hai tune..

A Sardar moving

A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->

A Sardar moving

A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->

One tourist from U.S.A.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked a village kid: Any great man born in this
village???
village kid: no sir, only small Babies!!!

a stupid guy:

a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It''s 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it''s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

Aj agar apka sms

Aj agar apka sms ayega to hi ham ROTI khain gae!!!

Sachi

Warna.........

Ghusay main PANIR PARATHA AUR CHICkEN PALAO
k baad ICECREAM kha k PEPSI p k din guzaar len gae..

"The powers of mind

"The powers of mind

r like the rays of d sun dissipated.

When they r concentrated,

they illuminate"

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Moral: dont concentrate too much,

it wil burn ur boo

To be a "Good professional

To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?

WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOkE?

A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS

Dosti karo TELENOR

Dosti karo TELENOR wali se.pyar kro INSTA wali se.date maro U FONE wali se Aankh larao PAkTEL wali se Gift lo WARID wali se.or SHADI karo BAGAIR MOBILE wali se

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