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AA RAHE HAI............
Always smile ok
Because

Your smile is so
Captivating and so nice

Show me a sample





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oye hoye
SO CUTE!
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Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?

Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...
Santa : People Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..
Boy: BUS aur LADkI ek jaise hote hai,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jaati hai.

Girl: LADkE aur AUTORICkSHA ek jaise hote hai,1 bulaao 4 chale aate hai..!
SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)
When a apple is red its ready to pluck.
When a GIRL is 18 she''s ready to...
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dirty mind!!!
She is ready to VOTE!!!
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan khan thay!!!
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.

His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u

Dekha tum ne kya socha tha..?

ap nahi bataoge to mujhe pata nahi lage

ga ki aaj
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ANIMALS DAY HA
Oopar aasman hai

Niche sagar hai,

Aur ek bander isse

Shayri samaj kar parh raha hai
Assalam-O-Alaikum, Moaziz Dost, Jaisa ke Aap Sub Janty Hain ke Mera Muqsad koi Lambi Chori Taqreer karna Nahi, Na Hi Me koi Lambi Chori kahani Sunany Ja Raha Hoon kyunk Me Janta Hoon ke Aaj kal Waqt kisi ke Pas Nahi Hai, Na Hi Aap ke Pas Lambi Bat Sunany ka Waqt Hai Aur Na Hi Meray Pas Lambi Bat Sunany ka, So Matlab ki Bat karty Hain,.....I MISs Y0..