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I wish u lov,i wish u joy,May u hav a baby boy.Wen his hair begin to curl,May u hav a baby girl,Wen she begin to wear pins,May ALLAH giv u twins.Wen they reach d age of four,May u hav many more..U DONT WORk ON ANY SCHEME..May u hav a Cricket Team...AMEEN
If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere,
wat does it mean????

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It means that black cat is also going some where
Smndr me pani
Pani me fish
wah!
Wah!
Wah!
Ja tujhe bye-bye
TERI GRL FRD kO kISS!ab b kaho
WAH
WAH
WAH!!!
Hum Aaye

Humne khola

Humne Nikala

Humne Dala

Hamara kaam Ho Gaya

OR Aap Nikaal kar kharay hi rahe

kyun k aapko Daalna nahi ata Tha...

A.T.M CARD
Thapr marne pr nraz wife se husbnd bola,"Admi use marta he jse pyar krta he"Wife ne husbnd ko 2 thapr mare or kha,"Ap kya smjte ho k main apse pyar nhi krti.
DUSHMAN wo jo marwa de,TAkLEEF wo jo tarpa de,TEACHER wo jo saza de,OUNG wo jo sula de,HADSA wo jo dara de,DOST wo jo DOST ko 250 wala card dalwa dehru?
Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi,Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi,Maine itne love letter post kiye k woh "POSTMAN k saath hi bhaag Gayee.
SoMe1 Asks Me Wht is hUmAnity,
I wud SiT nExT 2u,
PuLL U CloSe 2 Me,
PuT mY ArMs ArOuNd U
n sAy pRoUdLy,
DiS Is humanity..
Lovin ANIMALS..!
Janay kia huga es mulk ka ?

Parhay likhay honay k bawajooj

Log anguthay ka estimal kertay hain

Ab es SMS perhnay walay ko hi dekh lo..

"Paindoo kaheen k"
MACHAR MARNE kA TAREEQA:
1. PEHLE AIk ZINDA MACHAR PAkRE
2. PHIR USSE ZAMEEN PER LETA DE
3. PHIR USSE GUDGUDE kARAIN,JAISE WO HANSNE k LEYE MU kHOLE
USSE MORTEIN PILA DE.
Wife: kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: kaise malum?
Man: kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Husband on wedding,askd his wife hd u any boy frnd befor our marriage?
Wife:silentHe said,mai iss khamoshi ko kya samjho,She replied

"TO0T PAINEA GINUN TE DE"