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Mera dil e kenda k 80 kal 20 7 7 san .... 80 aj 20 7 7 an.... Aye dil kal 20 83 ....Aey Dil aaj 20 13 aye... menu 10....13 dil 20 ehi kehnda na??
Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi Apni Moti Biwi se bola : Begum Sisak Sisak kar marna acha hai ya aik Damm?

Begum: Aik Dum

Husband: tu phir apni dosri tang bi mere upar rakh do..
Fizao me tum ho hawayo Main tum ho Dhoop main tum ho .. chahyoo main tum hoo .

Sach hi suna tha buri aatma ka koi theikana nahi hota
AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur

''THANDA MATLAB''

Coca-Cola
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?
Guess? Ha ha, U R wrong. It''s ur ears to make sure k kOI AA TU NAHI RAHA.
Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse

Poor girls
My Money

Rich Girls
My Debit card

Beautiful Girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi
Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya

phir ek machir shiekh pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha "khareedo Gaye?"
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Open kyo aya?

Sardar: Apple khanay

bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
A Girl asks boy: What do ya like in me ??

Boy: Those 2 big white balls having 2 little dots in it

Girl : What ?

Boy: yaar your Beautiful Eyes
Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing

Wen u cal her itz TELE Marketing

Wen she walks to u its BRAND recognition

Wen she slaps u its Customer Feedback
Bhikhari: Shahb 1 rupiya dedo

Shab: Tumhain sharam nahi ati road pe khare ho k BHEEk mangte ho?

Bhikhari: Abay tere 1 rupeye k liye kya OFFICE khol Loon ??
Interviewer:WHAT IS A SkELETON ?
Sardar:" SIR,SkELETON IS A PERSON WHO STARTED DIETING BUT FORGOT TO STOP IT ........."