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khaufnaak Andheri raat ke sannatay mey aik Bhoot dosray ko samjha raha tha:
Bhai,ghabra mat ye sab teray dimag ka waham hai, PATHAN-WATHAN khuch nahi hotay
Jealous HUsband : Aj Tak Tum kitne Logo k Sath Soi Ho?

Wife: Sach Boloon to Sirf Ap ke Sath Hi soi hoon.
Baki Sabhi ke Sath Sari Sari raat Jagi Hoon
Duniya Main Sab Se Himmat Wala kaun?


DHOBI-

kabhi Bhi kisi ke Ghar ja kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapray nikal kar rakhe main abhi aa kar le le leta hon
Sms kiya HAi

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Rewayat Hai Zamanay ki

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Dastak Hai Un k Dil Par

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Jin ko Aadat Hai Bhool Janay ki..!!!
Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi ki Tara Hain Jitna Pio DIl Nahi Bharta

Girl: Larke Wisky ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain
What Is a kiss? In view of
Geometry:
" kiss is the shortest distance between two lips!

Economics:
" kiss is that thing for which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!

Physics:
" kiss is the process of charging a human body"

Computer:
" Like a LAN , in which 2 bodies r connected without any DATA CABLE"
100 gARM mitti..

100 gram kankar.

25 garm k keeray makoray

5 gram Makree k jalay

Dont be surprised dis is de CT scan of ur Brain:)
School se hasil ki hum ne education.
Phir bhi na samajh paaye dil ki difinition
Dil k darwaze pe likh diya no admission
pHir bhi ap chae aay withoutpermission
How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!
Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tantrik ko dikhlaaya,
vo bola tumper BHOOT ka saaya hai,
jaaldi se kisi GHOR PAAPI ko SMS karo bilkul thik ho jaogee.

Saachi ab SMS ke baad achaa feel hone lagaa hai.
Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

kutta mar gaya razai vich…
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich…
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!
Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COkE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo..
Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani!!


Humne piyaaa hai………….tum bhi piyo!!!!