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Munna Bhai:

Munna Bhai: Abe circut ,Ye Bata , Ager Bina daaton ka kutta kate tu kya karnay ka ?
circuit: Simple bhai... bolay tuu... Bina sui k 14 injections :D

Munna Bhai:

Munna Bhai: Abe circut ,Ye Bata , Ager Bina daaton ka kutta kate tu kya karnay ka ?
circuit: Simple bhai... bolay tuu... Bina sui k 14 injections :D

MADAM:

MADAM: BILLU kutti de eenne bachay kyo hu janday ne?
Billu: MADAM tussi Vi Sadak te nangay ghumo ge te tuhade vi ho jaan gaye

Sternoid,Pharmoc,

Sternoid,Pharmoc,Glolargingivia, Globardentin....Yeh Sarri beemariyan dant tootne par hoti hai
Sms karte rehna Baaki Samjhdar ko ishra hi kaffi hota ha

Napolean says

Napolean says " The Word " Impossible" is not in my dictionary "
Santa singh " Tay Vekh kay leni se na dictionary.

1986 ki Girl: Mama Jeans Phen lo?

1986 ki Girl: Mama Jeans Phen lo?
Mom: Na Baiti Log kiya kahe gaye
2006 ki girl: MAMA mini skirt phen lo?
Mom: Pehn baiti kuch tu Phen

Bolna tusi V nahi Bulana Aisi V Nai

Bolna tusi V nahi Bulana Aisi V Nai
Hasana tusi V nai Hasna Asi V nai
Ana tusi V nai Bulana Asi V nai
Sms karna tusi V nbahi Tay chhadna asi V nai

Sardar Goes tofu

Sardar Goes to Doctor n Say: Badan pe kahin pe bhi ungli lagata hon tu dard hota ha , Doctor Exrays jis entire body and finds that the sardar''s finger is fractured :)

Juice Piyo

Juice Piyo
Pepsi piyo
Coke Piyo
Marinda Piyo
Dew piyo
aur piyo
kyonke , Pampers ab sirf 99 ruppees main hain :)

Juice Piyo

Juice Piyo
Pepsi piyo
Coke Piyo
Marinda Piyo
Dew piyo
aur piyo
kyonke , Pampers ab sirf 99 ruppees main hain :)

2 Sardars Looking

2 Sardars Looking at egyptan Mummies,
Sardar 1: Look so many bandages ,Pakka truck accident hai
Sardar 2: aaho , ais liye Truck Number bhi likha ha BC-1760

garmi ka kya faida hai

garmi ka kya faida hai

Sochoo

Abhi tak sooch rahey ho ??

Sardi nahi lagti

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