Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to karachi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won''t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It''s addressed to Sialkot.
Boy to a Girl : ager main tumhari sirf kiss karu tu tum kia socho gi?
Girl : I will think ek bewakof jo purra USA ghoom sakta tha airport se hi wapis chala gaya
DaD: Mazar-e-Qaid kaha hai?
Son: Pata Nahi
Dad: kabhi Ghar se Nikla karo
Son: Abu ,Yaqbon Sahab kaun Hain?
Dad: Pata nahi
Son: kabhi Ghar mian bhi ap Raha karu !
