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" Aisi Konsi Jagha hai

" Aisi konsi Jagha hai Jaha Mard or Auraat dono k baal "CRUELY" Hotye hain "

kiya ??

Socho ??

Ek chance or lo ?

You dirty mind ...

ans: AFRICA

Yaad hai main

Yaad hai main tumhare ghar main aya tha . tum chair par soyi hoi thi .

maine tumhari Naak main ungli ki tum ne kaha yeh naak nahi hai maine kaha yeh ungli nahi ha :P

Maine Kaha Dilruba

Maine kaha Dilruba

Usne kaha BAlance Bhejwa

Maine kaha Paise Nahi

Usne kaha kaise nahi

Maine kaha Mehangai Hai

Usne kaha tu Mera Bhai ha

PREDICTION:

PREDICTION: After the death of Imran Hashmi , wat will be written on his grave ?

Do NOT disturb Sony day salay ko pehli bar akeela so raha ha

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...

1 sardar: chal police ko de atay hain.

2nd sardar: agar koi bomb rastay main phat gaya to?

1 sardar: jhoot bol deinge k 1 hi mila tha.

Boy: I can kiss u, without touching u..

Boy: I can kiss u, without touching u..
Girl: U can''t!!
Boy: Lagi 20-20 ki?
Girl: Ok
(Boy kisses tightly)
Girl: U touched me!!!
Boy: Yeh lo 20 rupees

Two sardars are driving

Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.He puts his head out and says…..yes..no..yes..no..yes..no…………!!!!

Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI

Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI SAGAI(ENGAGEMENT) TOD DI.

BATAO kYUN?...

SOCHO SOCHO……

BECAUSE LADkI kUNWARI THI.

STRANGE NA ..

BUT SARDAR Jee HAS RESON FOR THAT?

- SOCHO Socho

BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT

JO LADkI AB TAk kISI kI NAHI HUYEE, WO MERI kYA HOGI.

BALLE – BALLE

Sharab ek bimari hai

Sharab ek bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai aao milkar
is bimari ko khatm karen ek botal tum khatam karo ek botal hum khatam

2 Dost Suicide karne gae

2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey khuda muje dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
hai ki Reliance mai Job.

How can a Sardar

How can a Sardar kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I''ll drink poison n let lion eat me. O'' bolo
ta ra ra.

Wife : Honey .

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

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