JuDGE: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: kaun saala aisa kaehta hai
Judge: How Dare you call me SAALA ?
lawyer: My LORD ,I said kaun Sa Law kehta hai :)
Sir to student: batao Pyar ot ishq main kiya farq hai?
Student: Sir pyar woh ha jo aap apni beti se karte hain
or ishq woh hai jo main apki beti se karta ho
Pir Sahib went to a prostitute for sex.
after having fun the prostitute asked: " pir sahib paise ?"
Pir sahib replied " pagli ,tujh se thori na longaa "
THE GREATEST GIFT u can give to someoneis your time.
beacause when you give someone your time, You are giving them a portion of life that you will never get back
Masjid ki deewar pe lekha tha ager ap Gunnah se tang aa gaye hain tu Andar a jaye.
Is ke neachay lipstick se lekha tha .. ager nahi tu samnay wale ghar main aa jaye
