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MATAN ready ?

MATAN ready ?

Yes boss

FISH ready ?

yes boss

OMLET ready ??

Yes boss

Chicken ready ??

No boss,

Why ??

kOkAR abhi sms pahr raha ha

Reh Reh Kar Teri Yaad

Reh Reh kar Teri Yaad Aye to kia karu ?

Yaad Teri dilse na Jaye tu kia karu?

Socha tha Ho gi mulakatkhwaboun Main

Ager neeand hi Na Aye , tu kia karu ???

Ehsas apk Ki Dosti ka

Ehsas apk ki Dosti ka Jis pal Nahi Hota
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Ssanson ka silsala bhi Mukamil nahi hota
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Mera Inbox Mujhe Bekar lagta ha
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Ager Apka Sms Is main nahi hota

Kii Kariyean Lokan da,

kii kariyean Lokan da, Her gal nu log jhamela kehnde nay

jay sms na kariye ta kanjoos ,ta jay karaiye te vehla kahnday ne

Sardar Apni Girl friend

Sardar Apni Girl friend ko I Love You kehta hai or gir jata ha
I love you kehta ha orr phir girr jata ha. Girl :yeh kia kar rahe ho ?
Sardar: Oye I''m falling in Love :) Haha

Ek ladka ek ladki

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Tujhe Lita K Loon

Tujhe Lita k Loon

Ya Bitha k Loun

karun andhera Ya Bulb Jala k Loun

ya Tujhe karu khara Phir Teri Jhuka k Loun

ab tu Hi bata k MaiN teri Phoro kaise loun ??

You Know WHy

You know WHy GOd Created Gaps Between Fingers?
So That at Some day the one who is made for you,
come and Fill those gaps by holding ur hand for ever

Pyaare Dost Film

Pyaare Dost Film MaiN kam akru Gaye??

RLL sirf itna hai k 1 larki apko 1 ghar main lay jai gi

or apko goli mar de gi.

Film ka nam hai " kuTAY kI MAUT "

Husband And Wif

Husband And Wife are Like two tyres of a vehicle.

Even if one punctures , the vehicle can''t move further

So intelegent men always carry a stephny with them . :)

Ek Chota Baby

Ek Chota Baby Apni Mummy ko kehta hai .

" IS MaiN kia hai Mumy ? "

Mumy: ais main mera Pyara sa Baby hai

" Itna hi pyara tha tu kah kyo liya? " :P lolx

Baa Adab

Baa Adab

Baa Mulahiza

Hoshiyaar

Pagaloon k Shehanshah

Pakistan k Bewakofo k sartaj

Noor e chasham

Tajdar e Paglistan

Msg recieve kar rahay hainnnnnnnnnnn

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