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Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.
Chehray pay ap k pyari si smile hai
Suna he k ap k pas bi mobil he Jis main msg ki moti si file hai
Magar ap msg nahi kartay
Ye kangusi hai ya ap ka styel hay.
Sher ki shadi thi, barat me sab sheron ke bech ek kutta nach raha tha, usse pucha app yahan kaise? To kuta bola shadi se pehle hum bhi sher thee.
Rub se dua karte hain,k mere doston ko khushiyon ka sansar mile,Or jo muje sms nhi karte,Unhe apni girl friends se behno jesa pyar milay:-)
Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bhi msg nahi aayato..
To

tO

to

aaj apni dosti khatam...

Aur

kal sa phir shuru
Aik Orat kisi Molvi Nu Time de k na aai,molvi intizar krda rya,intzar krn to baad Masjid wich gia tay speaker nu on kr k kainda."Hazraat.! Changi nai keti"
As I watched da ants crawl up da wall,I noticed dat no matter how busy dey r, dey still communicate wid each other.Hope v''ll b like them,in touch..Always. . .
karti ha meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti ha muj se ye mis FAkHIRA kon hai?banwaya jab mein n apna ID card,poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon ha
jis larki pe nzar rakhta hon uski ho jati hai shadi

jis larki pe nzar rakhta hoon us ki ho jati hai shadi


NIGHAH-E-MARD-E-MOMIN SE BADAL JATI HAIN TAQDEERAIN!
Phoolon mai Tum


khayalon mai Tum


Dil main Tum


Baghon main Tum


Sapnon main Tum


Yaadon main Tum



0 Tussi ghar v Benday O ke PHIRDAY E REHNDAY O.
Son:Papa sab log shadi karke pareshan hai tau shadi Q karte hain

Papa:Beta akal badam khane se nahi, thokar khane se aati hai !
Islmabad
Airport
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PIA
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Flight no9
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Plane
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Seat
no52
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Bathe
Passanger
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Sath
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khardi
Air hostes
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Husband
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Ghar
Bedroom
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Attach bath
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Right
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Wali
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Sath
wali
Gali
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Pehle
Mord
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Mojud
School
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Clas4th
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Teachr
Table
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Samne
Wale
Row
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4th
Bench
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Sath
Wale
Bench
Par
Bathe
Hoy
Student
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Bag
Mai
Pardi
Hoi
Urdu
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Buk
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Page no57
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LikhaTha
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Dosron ka time wast karna buri bat hai.So i''m Sorry.