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After a quarrel..

After a quarrel..

Wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn''t notice." :P

Why is Love Marriage I

Why is Love Marriage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage...???
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B''coz A known Devil Is Better Than An Unknown Ghost...... ;->

In Pakistan

In Pakistan
Survey Was Done ThaT
"How Many Gys & Guls Want 2 Meet
RoCk3r..........????"

Survey Report:
5% Say..... Yes
0% Say..... No
&
Rest Of 95% Say..... Sapne Mat Dikhao Yaar..
Humaari Aisi kismat kahan...../ ;->

Teacher to student

Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack.... :-D

Pathan Ko CHirag Milla

Pathan ko CHirag Milla

Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne kaha 3 Wishes Batao

Pathan

1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo

2 : Us Main Me khub Dolat MAnd log Ho

3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWkIDAR lagwadoooo... :-D

what is the diffrence b/w

what is the diffrence b/w Egyptians Mummies and Pakistani Mummies..?

Children are afarid of egyptians mummies.../

aNd

fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies .../ ;->

Ager Duniya Ko Kuch

Ager Duniya ko kuch kar ke Dekhna HAi Tu Sunooo Meri Baat ......
Hathi ke Upar Ulta khara Ho kAr Photo khihwao ab Photo ko Ulta kAr ke Duniya ko Dikhayooo... ;->

Rabba Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost ko...

Rabba Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost ko...

Mujhe Chahe Sukh ka Pahar Dede...

Ghoome Nayi Cycle Pe Dost Mera...

Mujhe Bhale Hi Purani Si Mecedes Car Dede... ;->

Lage Raho

Lage Raho

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Lage Raho

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koi kuch Nahi kahe Ga

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Aur kahe Ga Bhi To konsa Farq Parega

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Lage Raho.

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BESHARMON ki Terha SMS RECEIVE kerne Mein... :P

There is a saying..

There is a saying..
"if U want 2 be greAt U must walk with greAt people".
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Seriously,
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I have no objection, U can walk with ME... ;->

BHAKT - Bhagwan

BHAkT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun..

BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta kapoor kar sakti hai... ;->

Arz kiya hai...

Arz kiya hai...

Teray siwa is dil mein nahi koi aur...

(Wah! Wah!)

Teray siwa is dil mein nahi koi aur...
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RoCk3r, GEO NEWS Lahore :-D

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