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Dear Indians,

Dear indians,
Finaly We Have Achieved INDEPENDENCE

Sender:
M K GANDHI
9880444444

Sent:
00:00:00am
15-08-1947

Sorry For The Late Delivery!

hum film india ki

hum film india ki dekhty ha, songs india k suntey hai,
fashion india k karty hai tu phir jab pakistan match harta hai
tu ghussa q jeet bhi tu india ki honi chaiye na ?

agar app Pakistan k P

agar app Pakistan k Prime Minister ban jayein to pata hai kya hoga,

1- App k daur mein Pakistan ka Naam Kanjoosstan
2- Sirf Imdad aaye ghee
3- fauj india sey Hathyar ley kar Istimal karey ghee
4- Milkman dhood mein pani naheen Pani mein dhood milayein ghey
5- aakhir mein aap kee ankh khul jaye ghee aur khwab toot jayein ghey

''Happiest Man'' Is One, Whose Daughter''s

''Happiest Man'' Is One, Whose Daughter''s

Photograph Is On Femina Cover,

Son On "india Today",

Girlfriend On "Ftv"

And WIFE On

Missing Column Of News Paper

Q:Paki Girl Ziada

Q:Paki Girl Ziada KhoOB Sorat Hai Ya indian?

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Aray Ziada Khobsorat Wo Hoti Hai Jis Ka Baap Ziada AmeER Hota Hai

Re Sa Sa Re

Re Sa

Sa

Re

Dha Ni Pa

Ni

Sa

Sa Sa

Re

Re Ma Ga

Ni Maga

Sa

Sare

Bas Mere
indian Idol Ab Soja

AftEr thE rEs0uNdInG

AftEr
thE
rEs0uNdInG
sUcCeSs
oF
thE
indiaN
bLoCk
buStEr
fILm"TaRaY zAmEeN pAY"
wE
pAkIsTaNiS
prEsEnT

"pAtRoL AaSmAn pAY"!

Q: What is the Indian

Q: What is the indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.

A Machine invested

A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
india:in 15 min machine was stolen

Adnan sAmi kO

Adnan sAmi kO indian Girlz nE mEhndi k moqA peR KHoOb bjaya
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bEcO-z
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hE sAng A sOng

"zara Dholki bJao Gorioo"

::sms GAmblr::

Mumbai attacks ka

Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ney bhi india ko apni MOST WANTED LIST bhej di hai......
SINDH demands KATRINA KAIF

PUNJAB demand PRIYANKA CHOPRA

BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA. KAPOOR

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants SHAHID
KAPOOR... =P ;->

Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,

indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?

Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->

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