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People thinks

People thinks
war is a Competition
Between
Weapons, People,
Forces or Nation,
But its a Battle of
PRAYERS before ALLAH
between Our Mothers
and
Thier Mothers.
The Question is,
Whose SON will come
back with
Flag in his Hands
and whose SON come
back with
FLAG Cover his Body.

I was told at my Birth that
I dont Belong to my Parents..
My Destiny, My Dreams
Belong Only
to
PAKISTAN.
"Lets Unite in the WAR AGAINST india"
"PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…

Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…

Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..

Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…

Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…

What Will Happen If

What Will Happen If

Bipasha Basu,

Mallika Sherawat,

Neha Dupia,

Rakhi Sawant

Contest Elections In india.?

Politics Will Become Transparent

Qustions:

Qustions:

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?

2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?

3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?

4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?

5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"

6. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between india and Pakistan at Sialkot - india 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?

7. Name the only other country (without india) to have got independence on Aug 15th?

8. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?

9. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?

10. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?

India me ek Ajee

india me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,

Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki

Pagri pehnta hai

Naam hai uska...

S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)

Interviewer : Give Me

Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words

Banta:Ok

Interviewer : Made In india

Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!

Ni Ni Sa Sa Re

Ni
Ni
Sa
Sa
Re
Re
Sa
Sa
Re
Re
Saaa
Reee
Saa
Ree
Dha
Maa
Pa
Dha,maa,pa
Dhaaa..
Nii..
Sa..
Re,ga,ma
Re,pa

Bas kar indian Idol
So jaa,
subah jaldi uthna hai..

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American: In our country ,

American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In india, it is only with a female

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in india
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said ?india is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

A Teacher lecturing on population –

A Teacher lecturing on population –
In india after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.

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