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Height of filmi culture....

Height of filmi culture....

teacher : who was bhagat singh?
student: Ajay devgan, and bobby deol.

the chak de effect
Teacher: Name Different states of india...

Student: I''m an indian...i dunnot believe in any states.

Indian song:

indian song: jug sara jug nikhar gaya, hun moojan e moojan

Pakistani song: judge sare judge nikal gaya, hun fojan e fojan.

when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation

when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation

Japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi

Austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi

Kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi

indian: guldan mai saje gi

pakistani: soche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota
raat ko aalo(potato) milla k saag banati ;->

Air Hostes 2 Lalu:

Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?

Lalu:- I am indiaN!

Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari?

Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->

Air Hostes 2 Lalu:

Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?

Lalu:- I am indiaN!

Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari?

Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->

Once during the tea break

Once during the tea break between india and pakistan match....
Afridi wanted biscuits wid his tea...
Inspite of asking Sachin for the biscuits who was close by to the biscuits plate... He called Inzy who was standin far away....
why so...?

socho.....

socho socho.........

coz "HAQ SE MANGO PRIYA GOLD"... ;-

Behind every Man''s

Behind every Man''s success there is a woman.

But behind 16 gal''s success there is a man,
this is what we see in the movie "CHAK DE india"

SO MAN KI IZAT KARU . . . ;->

Behind Every Man''s

Behind Every Man''s Success There''s A Woman

But

Behind 16 Gal''s Success There''s a Man

This Is What We See In The Movie

''''CHAK DE india'''' ;->

Three ways to catch a tiger:

Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.indiaN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!

Achha koi ye bata

Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kya... ki indian currency yani ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai???

Kyuki agar vo royenge to note geela ho jayega.

Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?

Teacher : why are majority of south indians dark in color ?
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Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion

Shoaib Akhtar Says

Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main india Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.

Q K,,

Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |''!''|

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