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Mumbai may ghareb

Mumbai may ghareb awam mer rahi hay.terrorist ksi k qabo me nai aarhay.indian Govt se guzarish hay k..
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''Sunny Deol'' ko bhejo na..:-D

Rs 60/- per day

Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.

So lets keep smoking, marne do saalon ko !

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!

INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy

india me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy

Jo Bolta B hy

Chalta B hy

Khata B hy

Monchen b hen uski

Pagri b pehnta hy

Naam hy uska

S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh.....

India attack on pakistan at sialkot sector

india attack on pakistan at sialkot sector

IN
1965

USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs

USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs

In US
30min it caught 20thievs

In UK
30mins 30thievs

In india
30min 90thievs

Pakistan
In 5mins da machine was stolen:-)

1 charsi dosre se

1 charsi dosre se
Abe tere ko pata hai
BHARAT
or
HINDUSTAN
men JUNG chir gai

Dosra charsi
abe shukar hai apna

india
beech men nahi aya....;-)

Mumbai attacks kay baad

Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ne bhi india ko apni "MOST WANTED" LIST bhej di hay......

SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"

PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"

BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID
KAPOOR"
Geo
pathano Geo

Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America

Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm india
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence

kyun duaein maang

kyun duaein maang rahe the humari haar ki ! indian bhaiyon ?

Yahi soch lete k Cup Sania k sasural mei he aa raha tha. . . ;->

GREAT INDIANS:

GREAT indiaNS:

When Power Goes Off in US,
They call Power House.

In China,
They Check Fuse

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But in india,

First thing is To check Neighbor''s House.

"Sabki Gayi Hai Na?"
Buss!

Happiest man is on whose,

Happiest man is on whose,
daughter''s photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper

Sardar say kisi ny kaha

Sardar say kisi ny kaha indiaN flag ma tmhara kya hy?
Green 4 muslim
White 4 christ
Orange 4 hindu
Nothing 4 u
Sardar thought n rplied
OYE DANDA Tery piyo da e.

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