ghar SMS Messages779 messages

Pathan office se ghar aa raha tha k Rasty me
kisi ne bataya k
Tumhari biwi kisi ki shadi me dance kar rahi hy.

Pathan ghar aya or darwaze pe danda le k khara ho gya
8 bajy, 10 baje, 11 bajy 12 baje
rat k 3 baj gaye
lekin Biwi nahi aai

4 bajay pathan ko yaad aaya k
mary to abi shaadi hi nahi hui.
Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata

Admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
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Macchar:
Kya karo ghar ma behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)
Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.. “Bohat Mota Wife”
boohat kharaab hai mahool iss zamanay ka
ghar se nikla karoo Maa Baap ki dua le kar
Tumhara Bahtrin Dost wo ha k jab tum gharib ho jao wo tum se Mohabbat kam na kary.

Aur jab tum Dulatmand hojao tu wo apni Mohabbat zayida na kary.
KaL Shaam Tere ghar Qayam Kis Ka Tha ?
Na Tha K0i Musafir To Ehtmam Kis Ka Tha?
Likh Likh K Ch00mti Rahi Jis Ko RaaT Bhar.!
Humen Bhi Batao W0 Naam Kis Ka Tha?
Jis Ko SuN K R0 Pare EhLe-e-MehfiL.!
Itna Bheegta Hua Anjam Kis Ka Tha ?
Humen Pe K Hosh Na Raha SaQi.!

W0 Haath Kis Ka Tha W0 Jaam Kis Ka Tha...!!!

“HIMMAT FAN”

Aaj Hi ghar Laeiyn Or Garmi Se Nijaat Payein.

Sasta, Mazboot or Paeydaar.

Na lodshideng ka khtra na bejli k bil ka kharcha

Asal Khajoor K Patton Se Bana..

Haath Ka Pankha

“HIMMAT FAN”

Jitni Himmat Utni Hawa…

“HIMMAT FAN"
Pathan K ghar Guest Aa Gaye...
Maa Ne Kaha:
Jao Baita Ja K Mehmanon K Lie Kuch Ley K Aao

Pathan Bahar Gaya Or....
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Rikshaw Le Aya.:-)
1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
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Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??

Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P
Nurse:
Mubarak HO Khansaab
Ap k ghar
Larka peda Hua hy
Pathan:=

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Mera”KHUDA”
Ye Kesa
Technology hy,
B.V Mera Hospital
mein hy or Bacha
ghar Pada hua hy.
Nokrani:Saahib,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.

Saahib:Tujhe kaise pata chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?

Nokrani:(Sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha Kameena ghar pe hai ?
Pathan k ghar mein Billi thi,
Pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi.

Pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi,

Pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ?

Wife:Haan.

Pathan:Us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.