ghar SMS Messages779 messages

NWFP
K ZILA
HARIPUR KI
TEHSIL TERBELA
KI COLONY SOBERCITY
K REHAISHI UNCLE SAEED
K ghar K BATHROOM MAIN LAGI
TOTI K NEECHEY RAKHEY LOTEY KI QASAM
"I MISS U"
Taras gaye tere didar ko
ab to dil rone ko karata hai
hamase accha to tere ghar ka aina hai
kam se kam roz tujhe dekha to karta hai
Hamari kismet yeh thee kay hamsafar bhi hamein
Wohi milay jo bohut yaad aane vale thay,

Bhalaa gamon say kahaan haar jaanay vale thay,
Ham ansuon kee taran muskuraanay vale thay,
Hamiin nay kar diya ailaane –gumraahi varna,
Hamaaray peechhay bohut loag aanay vale thay,
Main jin ko jaan kay peh-chaan bhi nhi sakta,
Kuchh aisay loag mera ghar jalaane vaale thay,
Hamari kismet yeh thee kay hamsafar bhi hamein,
Wohi milay jo bohut yaad aane vale thay,
Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k
5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy.

sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas
mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon.
ghar aya to 2 bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy?

wife! jisky thy wo lygya... =P ;->
"Potti Remix"

1 tatti, s0u afsanay..

Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala

0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away

tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam

Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki

tatti kar darya mai dal.

Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..

ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..
Little red tatti h0od..

Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..
is naye saal ki pehli subha
jab tumhare nain khulen
is naye saal ki pehli ghari
jab tumhare hath uthen
is naye saal ki pehli khushi
jab tumhare gale lage
is saal ka pehla hath
jab tumhari simt barhe
is naye saal ki pehli soch
jo tumhare jeevan mein nikhaar laye
to itnaa jaan lena ke koi or hath bhi
tumhare liye uthe zaroor hain
jis ke dil se bhi yehi dua nikli hai
wo nain hamesha khushiyaan dekhen
wo mangi dua pori ho jaye
wo gum door kahin bathakte milen
wo sath wo hat kabhi
gum se nahin choote
wo soch tumhare muqaddar ko
hamesha urooh phunchaye
to kuch hamare bare mein soch lena
ke koi hai jo na jane
kab se tumhare bare mein
barsoon se soch raha hai
Aj sy 10 saal pehlay
Pooray Mohalay main sirf Nazim Sahib k ghar Phone tha,or sirf Aik PCO tha
Mohalay k saary LARKON ki Nazim ki Beti se dosti thi.
Aur ab!
Her larky k pas Mobile hy, her aik ki apni apni grl Friend hy

Farq tu para hy.
Farq parta hy
Sahi qayadat sy
Sahi faisle sy.

"Geo Musharaf"
Pakistan k Masael,

Politicians
Police
Army
Double Crossers
Pakistan k Vasael,

gharib Awam

phir b kehta hoon, Masael ko Khatam karo aur Vasael ka kamal dekho.
Yeh Bhazi Khoon ki Bhazi hai
Yeh Bhazi tum hi haro ga
Har ghar se Bhutto nikla ga
Tum kitna Bhutto maro ga

Jiye PPP
Jiye BHUTTO
Jiye BENAZIR
Zardari ki zamin shad bad
Bijli aay 8 ghantay baad ...

Tu nishanay corruption aalishan
Arz e zardaristan,shaad baad sindh abaad ....

Zardari ki zamin ka nizam
Aaatay, gas, bijli ka bohran...

Quam, mulk, sub-gharak Nawaz, wakil paainda bad...
Benazir dunya say farar...

Parchamay sitara-o-Hilal ...
Khoon main ranga sara saal...

Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-haal, jaan ne istaqlal..
Saya-e-America sar pe sawar
Sta da miscall pa tama stargi zama sari shwi
Da aar gharmo k me wallah chi shogeri shwe
Sta da sehat rasara gham sho paida
Zra kho me zra aw tarmi okhki me ratwi shwi
Khafa pa de wam chi da sa chal wosho
Da de jor kheri da wafa khaga wade shwi
No A ASIFA sta kismat kho dasi na wo
Chi pa ta pekhi da be loza mashuqay shwi
Yao Akhiri Guna Kawom No Biya Toba Kawoma,
Da Shondo Tanda mataom No Biya Toba Kawoma,
Monga Da Zrono Jawari Charta Gatale Na Da,
Yao Akhiri Dao Lagawom No Biya Toba Kawoma.
Imdada na radromi sta aa hod gharaza ashna
Zindagi khpla hatmawom no biya toba kawoma.