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Tu To Ofice Me

Santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!

Sardar Apne Ghar

Sardar Apne ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..

Kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???

Sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane ... ;->

Nurse - Mubarak Ho

Nurse - Mubarak Ho
Aap k ghar larka Peda
Hua Hy

Sardar g - Wah g Wah
Kia Technology Hy, B.V
Meri Hospital Me Hy
Aur Bacha Mere ghar
Peda Hua Hy ... ;->

1st Sardar to 2nd

1st Sardar to 2nd Sardar mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha..

2nd. wo k se?

1st. meri Maa kehti hy k jab mei rota tha to sara ghar sar py utha leta tha.. ;->

Aik Sardar ki 10

Aik Sardar ki 10 betiyan thin phir ja
kar uskay ghar ek beta hua.
Sardar nay uska naam kya rakha hoga?
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MUSHKIL SINGH. !

1 sardar k ghar me

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang
akr usy kahi chor aya.
gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.
sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k
aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.
sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo
bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.
wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.

sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?

wife:han pnch gai hy

sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->

1 sardar k ghar

1 sardar k ghar chori ho gai chor us ki bv ka zewar le gaye
Logon ny kaha
Chalo srdar g izzat to bch gai bhabi ki

Srdar bola
O wech wech k ty zewar lya c =P ;)

Boy:Maine Suna

Boy:Maine Suna hai is ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy

Sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye

Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;->

Sardar ka Padosi Ma

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.

Sardar: Lo Batao,

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

Sardar in Fire Brigade

Sardar in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,

Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)

qareeb maut khari

qareeb maut khari hai zaraa thahar jao
qazaa se aankh lari hai zaraa thahar jao

thaki thaki si fazaayen bujhe bujhe taare
bari udaas ghari hai zaraa thahar jao

nahin ummeed ki ham aaj ki sahar dekhen
ye raat ham pe kari hai zaraa thahar jao

abhi na jao ke taaron kaa dil dharaktaa hai
tamaam raat pari hai zaraa thahar jao

phir is ke baad kabhi ham na tum ko rokenge
labon pe saans ari hai zaraa thahar jao

dam-e-firaaq mein ji bhar ke tum ko dekh to luun
ye faisale kii ghari hai zaraa thahar jao X

Hamara Libas 6 Gaz

Hamara Libas 6 Gaz

Or Kafan Sirf 2 Gaz

Hamara ghar 120 Gaz

Hamari Akhri Aramgah Sirf 2.5 Gaz

Hamaray Irady 1000 Sal K

Or Hamari Zindagi ?

1 Sawalia Nishaan ???

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