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Chehrey pe merey Zulf ko Phailaao kissi Din
Kiya Roz garaj-tey ho, baras jaao kissi Din

Raazon ki tarha utro merey Dil mein kissi shab
Dastak pe merey haath ki khul jaao kissi Din

Phoolon ki tarha “husn” ki baarish mein naha loon
Badal ki tarha jhoom ke ghir aao kissi Din

Khushboo ki tarha guzro merey Dil ki gali say
Phoolon ki tarha mujh pe bikhar jaao kissi Din

Phir haath ko khairaat miley bund qaba ki
Phir Lutf -e- shab-e-wasl ko dohraao kissi Din

Guzrein jo merey ghar sey tou ruk jaaein Sitaarey
Iss tarha meri Raat ko chamkaao kissi Din

Mein Apni har aik saans ussi raat ko dey doon
Sar rakh ke merey seeney pe so jaao kissi Din
Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi?
Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi?
Girl: ghar Wale Nahi Many gy!
Boy: ghar me Kon Kon hy?
Girl: 1 Husband or 4 Bache.
Boy. Thek ha baji..:p:p
Jaan Jis May Hai Usay Rizq Khuda Deta Hai ,,,
Wo To Keeray May Bhee Pathar Ko Ghiza Deta Hai ,,,
Din Ko Sooraj Ko Zamanay Ko Zeya Deta Hai ,,,
Raat Ko Aasmaan Chand Taaron Say Saja Deta Hai ,,,
gharq Kar Deta Hai Fir'on Kay Lashkar Ko ,,,
Wo Qafila-e-Moosa Ko Paar Laga Deta Hai ,,,
Aag May Daal Diye Jatay Hain Aashiq Uskay ,,,
Aur
Wo Aag Ko Gulzar Bana Deta Hai ,,,
Wo Azal Say Hai Aur Abad Tak Rahay Ga ,,,
Ussi Par Emaan ! Insaan Ko Musalman Bana Deta Hai !!!
SubhanALLAH
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Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge,
Har pal aayenge,
Har waqt aayenge,
Din bhar aayenge,
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Bell bajakar bhag jayengey…
Eccha Golo Akas Cholo,Vaslo Meghar Sari,
Khusir Jhora Tepantore Hridoy Dilo Pari,
Moner Maje Setar Baje Khusita Mon Saje,
Eidar Din Huq Rongin Ai Kamonate...
EID MUBARAK
sms ME and win BUMPER PRIZES

PLASMA TV
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ka khali dabba

FERRARI CAR
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ka photo

SINGAPORE JANE
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wale plane ko bye bye ka moukka

aur
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mera sath dinner
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wo bhi aap k ghar par
Ek kanjoos k ghar aag lag gai
Wo apne ghar ko bacha na saka
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Kyun k wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko....
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Miss call hi karta raha ..!!
Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
Zaat ban k meri zaat me raha krta he

Ik shakhs he jo mjh me basa krta he

mery chehry me nazar aata he chehra us ka
uska tabbasum mery honton pe khila krta he

mere lafzon se ada hoti he baatain uski
mere lehje se gharoor us ka chalka krta he

meri neendon pe he barson se hakoomat uski
khwab ban k wo meri palko pe saja krta he

is had tk meri hasti main moujood he wo shakhs
mery har naksh me aks us ka mila krta he
ye kooche ye neelaam_ghar
dil_kashii ke
ye luTate hue kaarawaaN
zindagii ke
kahaaN hai kahaaN hai
muhaafiz Khudii ke sanaa Khwaan-e-taqdii s-e- mashriq kahaaN hai ye pur_peNch galiyaaN ye
beKhwaab baazaar
ye gum_naam raahii ye sikkoN
kii jhankaar
ye ismat ke saude ye saudoN
pe takaraar sanaa Khwaan-e-taqdii s-e- mashriq kahaaN hai ta'ffun se pur_neem roshan ye
galiyaaN
ye masalii hu_ii adh khulii zard
kaliyaaN
ye bikatii hu_ii khokalii rang-
raliyaaN sanaa Khwaan-e-taqdii s-e- mashriq kahaaN hai zaraa mulk ke rahbaroN ko
bulaao
ye galiyaaN ye kooche ye
manzar dikhaao
sanaa Khwaan-e-taqdii s-e- mashriq ko laao
sanaa Khwaan-e-taqdii s-e- mashriq kahaaN hai
Zaat ban k meri zaat me raha krta he
Ik shakhs he jo mjh me basa krta he

mery chehry me nazar aata he chehra us ka
uska tabbasum mery honton pe khila krta he

mere lafzon se ada hoti he baatain uski
mere lehje se gharoor us ka chalka krta he

meri neendon pe he barson se hakoomat uski
khwab ban k wo meri palko pe saja krta he

is had tk meri hasti main moujood he wo shakhs
mery har naksh me aks us ka mila krta he

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