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Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad boli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…
Tairy Tarz-e-tagaful sai hamain kia gila dost
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Shayed hamain hi nahi ata dilon mai ghar karna
Khyal Hashtnaghar:

Naro Jamo Ke 6 Lamda Wa No Maa Sa Karre Wae,
Khkareda Spena Paghonda Wa No Maa Sa Karre Wae.

Danga Zwani Nazak Badan Laka Dh Sarwe Lakhta,
Rataweda Sama Lenda Wa No Maa Sa Karre Wae.

Ph Wrra Jba Ye Kawal Rata Nazak Basona,
Ghageda Sama Sareenda Wa No Maa Sa Karre Wae.

Dh Jamee Shpa Twda Brrastan Wa Baran Hom Waredo,
Daa Ph Sangl Zma Oda Wa No Maa Sa Karre Wae.

KHYALA Ph Zan Bande Poh Nh Shoma Che Sa Me Okrral,
Dh Dera Josh Khwala Khwala Wa No Maa Sa Karre Wae.

Khyal Hashtnaghar:

Yad krra Janana Haagha Waht Dh Lewantob Ter Sho,
Waar Dh Zwanai Zama Ao Sta Dh Peghaltob Ter Sho.

Haagha Che Maa Sawab Gunah Zargia Nh Pejandal,
Haagha Gulrang Wahtoona Larral Zalmitob Ter Sho.

Spen Me Vehto Ke Zai Ph Zai Janana Otokedal,
Waht, Daase Khkaari Che Pama Dh Mayentob Ter Sho.

KHYALA Guzran Sta Ph Yadono Bh Tarso Kawama,
Hara Lamha Dh Rafaqat De Laka Khob Ter Sho.

Chaa Rata Wowayel Che Os Haghase Nh De KHYALA,
Raqeeb Sarre Sholo, Ph Laar Dh Sarritob Ter Sho.
TuM Mujhe bh00l kar t0 dekh0
Har khuShi r0uth jayegi
Jab akele tuM baith0gi
Khud-ba-khud Meri yaad aayegi
SheeShe ke ghar0n Main dekh0 t0
Putther dil wale buSte hain
J0 pyar k0 khail SaMajhte hain
Aur t0r ke dil k0 haSte hain
KaSh khuShiy0n ki k0i dukan h0ti,
huMe v uSk0 pehChan h0ti, bhar dete
aapk daMan khuShiy0n Se, kiMat uSki
Chahe Meri jaan h0ti
dheka he ujartey huwey ktne he gharon ko
dost
hai kon jo ishq mein barbad nhn hai
O pakistanio
bus main latak kar aanay walo
light ke beghair rehnay walo
deshat gardi bardasht karne walo
har chees pe etra text dene walo
40 ka petrol 108 main kharidne walo
selab ka imdadi maal dobara market se lene walo
shehr ki light ka bill apne ghar se dene walo
sania ko bhabhi kehne walo
muni ko badaam kane walo
english ke paper main calculator le janay walo
ganje ko wazir banay walo
call center wali larki se baat karke khush honay walo
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meri taraf se sab ko
ADVANCE EID MUBARAK
Udasi Saray ghar Mein Pahilti Jati Hay Gham Ban Kar

Dar O Deewar Pe Likh Do, Main Uss Ko Bhool Kar Khush Hoon
Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:p:p
Betha tha neem ki chaaoun main ek shaam
Ek pari aayee aur kaha kay aarzoo kiya hai
Kaha kay aankh num hai dil jall raha hai
Bas! ek meethi si khushbo-e-Hina hai
Kehti hai `MUSAFIR` yeh khushbo kiya hai
Kaha kay pagli! sirf ek khayal hai bas
Masoom lafzoon main chupi ek tasveer ayaan hai
Poochti hai Musafir! yeh jadoo kiya hai
Kaha kay Har Nazar na aanay waali cheez jadoo hai
Masoom! poochti hai tumhain aakhir justujoo kiya hai
Kaha kay usay pana mayri khwahish nahin,
Usay mehsoos karna mayri justujoo hai
Ab tum bhi lout jaao pari
Sooraj bhi ghar ko chal diya hai…
Muj Ko Chor Kar Janay Wale

Mera Dil Dokhanay Wale

Bin Bataye Tm Kahan Chalay Gaye Ho

Ab To Mere Khawabon Mein Bi Bus Tum He Atay Ho

Agar Tum Is Eid Pr Na Aye

To Mera Kia Banay Ga?

Main Kis Tarah Ye Eid Guzaron Ga?

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Aye Mere ghar Se Baghay Howe Qurbani K Pyare
Bakray Plz Wapis Aa Jao Naa…
Sacha waqiya....


ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...

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kambakhto light chali gaee.