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doctor ne jawab de dia hy

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D

Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha

Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?

pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon

doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?

Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.

taniya good news for you

doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!

my Wife Recently has Lost her voic

Man: doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.

What should I do to help her to Get it back?

doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.

dad tumharay unfit

Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .

Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"

doctor seikh sy a

doctor Seikh Sy :
Aap K Bachy Ki Taang
Kaatni Pary Gi

Seikh:
Pelan Dasna C Main
Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
K Denda ... ;->

ek sheikh ki beti ka

Ek Sheikh Ki Beti Ka Operation Hua
doctor Ne Kaha Pathri Nikli Hai
Sheikh Bola Lao Mujhay Do
doctor Ne Kaha Woh Kya Karo Gay
Sheikh Bola Itni Mehngi Mili Hai Bechoon Ga.

doctor to a kid ha

doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?

Kid: Yes ... !

doctor: When ... ?

Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->

patient doctor you

Patient: doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->

mother 2 docotr on p

Mother 2 Docotr On Phone: Mari Beti Ko Current Laga Hai

Me Kia Karon??

doctor: Pehle Ap 2 NAFAL Shukranay Ke Ada Karein Ke Apki Tarf Bajli Aarahi Hai..

the new england jou

The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!

" 9 Out Of 10 doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
doctors Is An Idiot..."
;->

the new england jou

The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!

" 9 Out Of 10 doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
doctors Is An Idiot..."
;->

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