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Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????

Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????

Ans: Princess Diana''s Death-

Shocked .....

Why

Lemme Explain.....!!!

"A ENGLISH princess, with an EGYPTIAN boyfriend, crashes in a FRENCH tunnel, driving a GERMAN car, with a DUTCH engine, driven by a BELGIAN driver, who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky, followed by ITALIAN papparazi, on JAPANESE motocycles, treated by an AMERICAN doctor, using BRAZILIAN medicine......." ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the d

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who
doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is
doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the
doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor''s the doctor.
Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his
own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the
doctor in the doctor''s way"

Doctor: U LooK ExactlY

doctor: U LooK ExactlY Like My 3rd Wife..
Lady: How Many Wives Do U Have..?
doctor: Two...

MoRaL: Express SmarT iDeaS SmarTLy... ;->

Doctor to sardar

doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor

1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?

1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?

Writer: 6 Months

doctor: 2 Months

Lawyer: 1 Months

Professor: 1 week

Student: Pehle ye batao Xam kab hai

Doctor: U Look Exactly

doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...

MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai, jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…
.
.
Girl: doctor ko dikha le Q K
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.... ;->

Doctor implants a New Ear 2 a man..

doctor implants a New Ear 2 a man..

Man:"U idiot, U gave me a woman''s Ear"

Doc: It makes no Difference..

MAN: "It does, Now I hear everything but understand nothing" ;->

Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua?

doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua?

Doc 4baar aisa hua.. sala brain operation krwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake bhag jata hai.. ;->

Lady:Doctor sahab

Lady:doctor sahab mere kuttey ne petrol pe liya hai. doctor:koi baat nahi jab petrol khatam ho jayega to vo aapne aap ruk jayega.

Wife: Suno G, Doctor

Wife: Suno G, doctor ne Mujhe Ek Mahinee Aaram K Liye Kisi Beautiful Foreing Country Jaane Ka Kha Hai . . . Hum Kahan Jayenge . . . ? ? ?

Husband: Kisi Doosre doctor k Paas. . . ;->

1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?

1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?

Writer: 6 months

doctor: 2 months

Lawyer: 1 month

Prof: 1 week

Student: Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?

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