doctor SMS Messages217 messages

Don''t send any messages
I don''t want to see you
hear your voice
think of you
coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets
doctor: BAchEy 2 he Achey..

WAisE ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin??

LADY: PehLe tu 2 he thAy
LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr dekhA hy to Achey ki TALAsh mEi 10 hogAyE hy.. :p ;->
In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing about the New doctor..

1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.

2nd Nurse: ... And very Quickly too... =P ;->
a punjabi woman to an english doctor telling him about his ill child
my kaka iz ill
6 monthda
na eatda
na drinkda
na sleepda
bas har welay
weepda he weepda
Solve this paheli.The fishermen love me,but doctor hate me,kids want
2 eat me,i am a 13 letter word.who i m? -h-t---i--
Hello Mehak That was not the right ans. If u want a rit call me or
email to me.
the fishermen love me
but doctors hate me
kids want to eat me
i am a 13 letter word who am i??
hint: _H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_


Answer....
Chathuringmes (worms)
Santa:doctor,This Medicine

Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.
doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->
Sardar To His Friend -
I Keep Seeing Spots In
Front Of My Eyes

Friend -
Have You Seen
doctor ?

Sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->
Dil ki dhadkn ruk si gayi hai...
Saase meri tham si gayi hai...
Pucha tha dil ke doctor se humne..
Pata chala is dil mai aapki yaade jam si gayi hai...
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”


Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.