doctor SMS Messages217 messages

doctor: Ye White Tblts Subha, Red Tblts Dopeher
Blue Tblts Shaam Aur Yellow Tblts Raat Ko Khani Hyn Aur
Yaad Rakhain Tamam Tblts Pani Se Khani Hyn ...

Patient : Magar doctor Mjhe Beemari Kia Hai ???

doctor : Aap K Jism main Pani Ki Kami Hy ... ;->
Agar dantttooon k doctor ko Daant mein dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?


Arrey yaar Zahir hai k wo kissi doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experience hota hai, To reh ghaya mein to merey paass hee aaye gha na.
Agar dantttooon k doctor ko Daant mein dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?


Arrey yaar Zahir hai k wo kissi doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experience hota hai, To reh ghaya mein to merey paass hee aaye gha na.


Agar pagal khaney k pagal sey jhaghrada kar k pagal khaney ka doctor paghal ho jaye to news mein khabr kaisay aaye ghee?


"ghar kee baat ghar mein hee reh ghayee"
WIFE-Kyu Ji,Jab B Me Aapke
Pas Aati Hu To Aap Chasma
Pahen Lete Ho?





HUSBAND-doctor Ne Kaha Hai
Jab SIR-DARD Aaye To
Chasma Pahen Lena!
Once Pathan Goes To An Eye doctor To Check His Eye Sight

doctor Askd him:
"What Was Your Old Number ?"

Then

He Said:

0300-******* ... ;->
T-Shirt Line :

I Was Thinking

Of Becoming

A doctor,

I Have Handwriting For I
Ek doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,
Ap Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai K Koi Marr Gaya Hai?

doctor Ne Jawab Diya...

Mard K Dil Ki Dharkan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Marr Jata Hai

Aurat Ki Zubaan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Zinda Nahi Hoti
Teachr : Tumhari Writing
Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi Hai

Student : Sir Is Lye Kyun

K Mere Papa Ki Wish

Hai K Main doctor Banno.
doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,

I Can Never Remember

What I Just Said.


When Did You

First Notice This Problem?


What Problem?
A Nurse Fell In Luv With

A doctor But D Nurse

Spent Most Of D

Time In D Medical Store Y?

Only D Medical Boy

Could Read

doctor''s Luv Letter!
Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho

doctor Banna Ho To MBBS Padho

Lawyer Banna Ho To LLB Padho

Aur "BEVKUF" B@Nna Ho To Mera Sms Padho.