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Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki

Ek doctor Apni Beti Ki Shaadi Kis Se Karega. . .?

Socho

Thora aur Socho

COMMANDER SAFEGUARD Se

Kyun k yehi Hai doctoron Ki awaleen Pasand ;->

Gal : Mere lips kharab hain.

Gal : Mere lips kharab hain.
doctor : Kiss kitni bar kia?
gAL : Saal main 1 bar.
doctor : Kharab nahin zang lag gia ha

Munna bahi:-yeh doctor

Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
log opration karne se pehle
patient ko behosh kyon
karte hai?

Circut:-Bole to patient khud opration karna
sikh na le isliye.

PATHAN to Doctor: Mujh ko 1 problem hy

PATHAN to doctor:
Mujh ko 1 problem hy

doctor:
Khy?

Pathan:
Baat krte waqt Aadmi
dikhaai nhi deta.

doctor:
Esa Kab hota hay?

Pathan:
Phone krte waqt.

4 Years

4 Years

40 Subjects

400 Practicals

4000 Lectures

40000 Submissions

A Normal Human Being Can''t Do It
Remaining Abnormals Are Called

** doctorS **

Patient : What are the chances

Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.

Patient : What are the chances

"Doctor, are you sure I

"doctor, are you sure I''m suffering from pneumonia? I''ve heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don''t worry, it won''t happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only." . . . ;->

Doctor: your husband

doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

doctor: They are for you . . . ;->

I Love U Yes I Love U

I Love U

Yes I Love U

Sach Main

Please Beleive Me Yaar

I Love U

Kyn K doctor Kehte Hyn

''''Paagalo''n Ka Elaaj Pyaar Se Hii Hota Hy'''' ;->

Ek Pathan BLOOD

Ek Pathan BLOOD K Baare Main Book Parh Raha Tha

Wife Ne Poocha Aaj Ye Kyun Parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?

Pathan:
Mujhe doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->

A WOMEN 2 A

A WOMEN 2 A doctor: MERA BETA MOTORCYCLE SE GIR GAYA. doctor: I DONT KNOW URDU. PLZ SPEAK IN ENGLISH. WOMEN: MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HONDA.:)

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