doctor SMS Messages217 messages

Ek Doctor Shikaar

Ek doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
doctor: Nahi Yaar,
Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..

A hindhu in USA

A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!

A hindhu in USA

Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .

Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .

Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"

Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,

Ek doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
doctor: Nahi Yaar,
Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..

Aik Admi Ne Apnay

Aik Admi Ne Apnay Dost doctor Se Pocha.

''Tum Jis Mareez Ko Bhi Dekhtay Ho
Sub Se Pehlay Ye Hi Pochtay Ho
Ke Raat Ko Tumne Kia Khaya Tha ,
Is Ke Kia Waja Hai?''

doctor Ne Muskura Ker Jawab Dia,
''Is Say Mareez Ki Mali Hasiat Kay
Baray Ka Pata Chalta Hai.

Child 2 Dentist Doctor..!!!

Child 2 Dentist doctor..!!!

Kya Dard k Baigar Bhi Daant nikalay Ja Saktay Hain ??

Dr: Nahi

Child: Ager Main Nikal K Dikhao

Dr: nikaloo

Child: He He He He He He

Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .

Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .

Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"

Doctor Seikh Sy :

doctor Seikh Sy :
Aap K Bachy Ki Taang
Kaatni Pary Gi

Seikh:
Pelan Dasna C Main
Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
K Denda ... ;->

Ek Sheikh Ki Beti Ka

Ek Sheikh Ki Beti Ka Operation Hua
doctor Ne Kaha Pathri Nikli Hai
Sheikh Bola Lao Mujhay Do
doctor Ne Kaha Woh Kya Karo Gay
Sheikh Bola Itni Mehngi Mili Hai Bechoon Ga.

Doctor To A Kid:

doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?

Kid: Yes ... !

doctor: When ... ?

Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->

Must Help Me

Patient: doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->

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