doctor ne jawab de dia hy

doctor ne jawab de dia hy
After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
  

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Jis ne kaha tha
Loadshading 2010 mei khatam hojae gi ;->
Ak pathan Techer class ma prha rha tha to ak bachey ki jaheb ma NASWAAR nazer agye Teacher ne gussey se Kha Yeh kya h Bachey na kha yeh naswaar h ma abo k lye lee kar jaa rha to daer hu gye to ma ne kha school Agyo
Techer ne kya kuch nye huta
PAA SAWEE TAH MAAZA AWEE
Chlo khair h ma b daal leeta hu
As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..
AgAr AapKo ZAmEEn sE 1OO Rupee MiLAin tou kAbhi Bhi ApNi NeeyAt kO khArAb mAt KijiyE,

BALkE Un PAison sE kiSi QAreEbi DukAn sE MErE NuMbEr pAr
''EASY LOAD'' kArwAdAiN..

ALLAH AppKo 200 Or degA . . . =P ;->
Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?

Daadi: Ni Beta

Son:To Phir Ami Kyn Keh Rahi Thi K Tmhari Daadi Anay Wali Ha Ab Roz Darama Hoga:-)

Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .


Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?


Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:

Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye

.

Dukandar after much thinking
"Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"
Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623
A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".
The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->
Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga