doctor ne jawab de dia hy

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D

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